Topic: Some people claim they can bench 250 which makes me wonder

+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #32,144

How many of you who post here claim to be fit? Are there any fit people on tinychan?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
I'm fit sprite	-	0%
I'm not fit boners	-	0%

+Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #370,141

I run ultra beach marathons and swing dance at a professional level

+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,142

Bert can lift more than his own bodyweight while being on a steady diet of Wendy's and Everclear. How can you compete with that level of fitness?

+ducky — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,146

im not fit

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,147

I can bench 360.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,152

@370,142 (C)
You cannot. You make that realization and move on with training.

@370,146 (ducky )
You don't need to be.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,154

@370,147 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
You have adopted the bert everclear and Wendy's diet/strength training.

·ducky — 12.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,155

@370,152 (A)
thanks

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,158

@370,147 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
That would undoubtedly make you the strongest person here by strength to bodyweight standards.

Did you develop your super strength from the wendy's and everclear program as well?

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,162

@previous (C)
Is there any other program?

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,163

@370,152 (A)
True. For whatever reason I don't think I would experience major strength gains by switching to the wendy's and everclear program, regardless of how inspiring it sounds. I think Bertrand is going to post some motivational pics of himself to encourage everyone to push themselves a bit harder so they too can become a living avatar of Adonis.

Maybe if I started juicing and using insulin to jump start muscle growth I could come close to getting closer to that elite level of fitness.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,164

@previous (C)
Bert invented crossfit and the Arnold press.

+Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,165

@370,147 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Trip&Bert together at TC meetup 2015

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,167

@370,162 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Apparently not if you want to get to beast mode.

I considered it might be the GOMAD, roid, and PCP regimen coupled with a lot of hard work and dedication... but let's face it, there's just no way it could offer anything remotely as beneficial as the tried and tested W&E ubermensch program.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,168

@370,165 (F)
Bert has long hair.

+Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,171

good grief...I am no Tony Atlas....but I am not a weak lil pud pulling twit....as I suspect some TC'ers are......I have always had ample muscles and ben a big beefy type..

I do have a few extra pounds but I carry it very well and I could probably pick up one of those new VW superbeetles and throw it at least five or six feet on a good day..

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,173

@370,165 (F)
that guy could probably take me in a fight....maybe..

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,174

@370,164 (A)
Really!?

He needs to cash in on that and drop the minimum wage unskilled labor and become a personal trainer at a local gym. Although I fear for the the safety of cardio bunnies wherever he would end up.

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,175

@370,171 (G)
Post a pic, Adonis. Also if you can get on a scale and then maybe bench your own bodyweight on video, that would be amazing. I would just cream my panties.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,182

@370,165 (F)
I'm on the right.

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,183

@370,175 (C)
IF...I did this....could I be a Mod for a week?

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,185

@previous (G)
Only a week?

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,187

@previous (C)
seven twenty four hour days..

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,190

@previous (G)
If we're going to consider this, you're going to have to deliver more.

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,192

@previous (C)
I think the terms as I have stated are more than reasonable.....and even then I would not be likely to agree..

I have never put my pic on the net....no reason to start now....although I kind of would like to show I am not a fatass..

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #370,194

@previous (G)
You won't though, because you have a few hangups and some slight body image issues over the horrendous trainwreck that is your body, right?

+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #370,226

I would say that while I'm healthy, I wouldn't call myself fit any more. I'm working on it tho, lifting and stuff.

I just want it to be warmer so I can do cardio!

·fakewade — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,316

@370,194 (C)
I would not refer to it as a horrendous train wreck....nope..

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,337

@previous (fakewade )
Something worse?

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,340

@previous (C)
no....not like your mom's face....not that bad..

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,343

@previous (G)
You post a pic and I'll post my mom's face and then we can compare the two side by side.

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,345

@previous (C)
wait....my terms are you must post the pic of your mom's face where I came allll over it...and some got in her eye and she is grimacing.......deal?

+Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,348

lolno. I injured my arm from drawing too much and require rest.

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,351

@370,345 (G)
Absolutely. You post your pic and I will post a pic of my mom to help you with your loneliness.

·Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,352

@370,348 (I)
busted!!

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #370,360

@370,348 (I)
But your people need you!

@previous (G)
Post your pic so Anon I doesn't end up with carpal tunnel syndrome ffs.

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