Topic: To be American

+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #32,057

> be me
> be american
> driving my BMW back from church
> realize that it's Mega McDonald Monday
> they're giving away free assault rifles with every happy meal
> realize I don't have enough burgerbucks because I didn't get tipped enough at work
> decide to take my anger out by shooting up a mall
> go to the mall
> turns out someone already shot it up earlier today
> so angry I have a heart attack
> pass out
> wake up in hospital
> bill is 6 billion dollars + Tip
> have to sell house and all assets because I can't afford it
> homeless shelter I was living in was torn down to build a Walmart
> only thing I have left is my Apple laptop
> I only have the Mega Ultra 4.08 version and everyone else has the Mega Ultra 4.09 version

+Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #369,158

@OP

Didn't read any of that illegible madwaffle.

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+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #369,174

> bill is 6 billion dollars + Tip

and they start calling a week after you are released to go home...wanting their money..

+Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #369,175

@OP
> tip
Here's a tip, stop recycling shit you read on reddit and be original.

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #369,178

@previous (D)
is it not original to the rest of us who did not see it on reddit? here's your tip...make your own posts instead of just sniping at other people..

·Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #369,179

@previous (C)
Here's a tip shut your fucking pie hole.

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #369,180

@previous (D)
here is the best tip you will ever get in your entire life.. without exception...do not post your home address and name after talking stupid shit like that to someone who could curbstomp you whilst simultaneously playing tetris on their phone..

·Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #369,183

@previous (C)
Since you're capable of curbstomping while playing Tetris on your Nokia why don't you post your home address and name. I will come to you and you can curbstomp me while you play Tetris. Unless you are scared then back out of it like a pussy and don't post your name and address.

·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #369,185

@previous (D)
I told you first....so do it...or forever be labelled a fairy..

+Anonymous E — 12.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #369,190

@369,180 (C)
Quit being boring.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #370,315

lol

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