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1. Locate a female using a special device called a dating site.
(Don't use sites like Jewsk, jewHarmoney.com, Match.jew, or even JewMe.com unless you want to date a camsite bot)
2. Call Barack Obama to get the anti rape deactivation code for that girl. See, Females born past 1985 have devices on them that make them feel uncomfortable when a guy says hello to them unless an deactivation code is entered. This is to prevent rapist from raping them (talking to them).
3. Send her a message with this code in it. She will immediately think of you as the most amazing guy ever and want to be your girlfriend.
4. You're not done yet. Call Bank of America, Obama's favorite bank and ask them to give you a dating authorization code. This will cause your perspective girlfriend to cough up the anti rape device which has been deactivated by your code given to obama.
5. Now you may ask her to be your girlfriend.
6. She will say yes and she is now your girlfriend.

Pic related: it's the rape tracking device.

Obama has a keygen for deactivating it.
Bank of America representatives have a keygen for dislodging it.

Here's what would happen to the same exact girl without calling Obama and Bank of America:
1. 1. Locate a female using a special device called a dating site.
(Don't use sites like Jewsk, jewHarmoney.com, Match.jew, or even JewMe.com unless you want to date a camsite bot)
2. Talk to her for a bit to get to know her.
3. She will start crying profusely and start avoiding you at all costs, and calling you an ugly rapist and telling you to go away.
4. Mission failed. Try again. (this time WITH the codes)

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

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