Topic: Post a sentence a black person would say.

+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #31,939

Good thing my son sells drugs because my five monthly welfare checks would never be enough for the 12 of us.

+Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #367,804

I want that chicken triple fried

+Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,808

It's only the 4th of this month and I've only enough left on my EBT for dollar fries.

--- t. Walter McCeltnegro

+Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,809

@OP
We president now.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,815

Yes we can

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,816

can I aks you a questin?

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,817

Were be all duh white wimmin.

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,820

I din do nutin

+Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,821

Oooooga booooga

+thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,823

@previous (H)
lold

grate

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,824

"SMH" -black people on the internet
"Dat (insert whatever here) doe" -black people on the internet
"Fo' sho' Christine! They gone be like, "What was I thinking?!" Smh." -a black person I know on the internet
"If they got these Atlanta girls beat then those must be some SERIOUS eyebrows over there! Cause it's bad outchea in the A!" -same black person I know on the internet commenting on how crazy people's eyebrows have gotten lately ("outchea" is clusterfuck for "out here")

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,829

"This shyt fresh nigga!"
"Preciate it Boi me and Fred had a photoshoot n the day!! Shit came out stupid fye!!"

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,830

@367,824 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Do blacks have bigger mouths thus making it easer to work in them?

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,831

@previous (B)
YES i love working on black people. seriously.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,832

@367,830 (B)
unless they're entitled, then i hate it

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,833

@367,830 (B)
anyone can be entitled and annoying, but the black entitled people (usually women) can be a real pain in my ass

·Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,834

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
We president now.

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,837

@367,831 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Show me your feet

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,839

@previous (B)
no thanks, but here's this substitute in honor of this thread topic

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,840

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I bet you have nice feet. Your boyfriend should massage them or he'll be a fool. Do you paint your toes?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,841

@367,830 (B)
@367,837 (B)
@previous (B)
These are not things a black person would say.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,844

@367,840 (B)
ummmmm sometimes..

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,848

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Do you have open sandles that you putonin the summer?

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,854

@previous (B)
the only flip flops i have make farting noises when i walk so no not really

+Anonymous K — 12.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,857

nigga u gay

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,861

You got a phone charger?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,869

Can I borrow your iPhone? I need to make a private call.

+Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,876

Sup Nigga?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,883

@previous (Hello !KiTtY4Diw.)
Mah big black cock baby.

·Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,890

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> swoon

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,898

@previous (Hello !KiTtY4Diw.)
Yoo got a cum-filled throat fo me bebeh?

+Hello(kitty on my phone) — 12.6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,913

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

it aint gonna fill itself -wink nudge, whatever else a twink would do-

+FEISAR !j2YRl1Gddo — 12.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #368,075

Aaaaaaargh... the fuck, whitey? Why'd you throw a spanner at me for?!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #368,079

@previous (FEISAR !j2YRl1Gddo)

OP said talk like a black person, not like a pirate.

·FEISAR !j2YRl1Gddo — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #368,125

@previous (A)
You ever see a non-black pirate?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #368,127

@previous (FEISAR !j2YRl1Gddo)
Not in the 21st century, but Somalis don't speak English anyway.

+Anonymous Q — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #368,227

I finally found my foodie card after three weeks. It was right underneath my work boots.

+Anonymous R — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #368,232

link is my favourite tinychan sysop

+Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #368,265

*click click* whistle *click*

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·FEISAR !j2YRl1Gddo — 12.6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #372,037

@368,127 (A)
Aaaaaaargh
It's a black kid in a pirate costume

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