Topic: sexual fantasies
+thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago #31,938
a fish up my butt
+Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #367,787
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,827
Make it an electric eel.
+Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,828
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Have you ever seen animal farm? The old 70s movie where they fuck animals? There is one bit where this chick puts eels up her buttand snatch then they cook them on a frying pan with shit and piss
Have you ever seen animal farm? The old 70s movie where they fuck animals? There is one bit where this chick puts eels up her buttand snatch then they cook them on a frying pan with shit and piss
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,842
·Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,846
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Not Matt but I know you're an older gentleman like me so I thought you would have seen it. It was almost legendary when I was a kid. I still remember that guy fucking a chicken as it squarked and these two dudes putting a clear tube I to a woman and pushing mice into her vagina.
Not Matt but I know you're an older gentleman like me so I thought you would have seen it. It was almost legendary when I was a kid. I still remember that guy fucking a chicken as it squarked and these two dudes putting a clear tube I to a woman and pushing mice into her vagina.
+Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,849
·Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #367,850
+Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,923
@367,828 (D)
I saw part of a documentary about it on that channel 4 series 'The Dark Side of Porn'. Shit's cray.
@367,827 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
@OP
A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.
Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.
The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.
While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.
-HP Article
Recall that scene 10 days ago, ICU medical staff bursts lamented: "A eel weighs about half a catty, actually from the living anus and bite through the rectum into the abdominal cavity, is really unheard of!"
Weird Patient: lower limb long marble-like spotted
April 17 at 4 pm, the hospital emergency department received transferred from other hospitals in an extremely weird critically ill patients.
The patient is 59-year-old Zhang Dajun, their condition very heavy very complicated: the depth of the shock of his breathing quickly, congestive swelling throughout the waist, belly like a ball, leg-like parts of a large area spotted marble, acidosis was like, and severe dehydration , liver and kidney failure.
[...]
The face of complex rare disease, experienced experts still can not make a diagnosis conclusions from the appearance of features for the patient.
If you want to really find out where the lesion is only through laparotomy, the patient's abdominal cavity open to the truth.
However, this time the patient presents with complex disease tolerance and resistance to surgery, he is likely to be dangerous on the operating table.
But not timely surgery, the patient and ready to risk their lives, how to do? "On the operating table, even if only a glimmer of hope, we must make one hundred percent effort."
8:30 that evening, after the patient's family agrees, Zhang Dajun was rushed into the operating room.
Open the abdominal cavity: catty weight of intra-abdominal eel
Surgery surgeon opens the patient's abdominal cavity Zhang Hongbin, the immediate scene, stunned by the presence of health care: a more than 50 cm long, thick as glasses, weighing about half a catty of dead eels, entrenched in the abdominal cavity of the patient; patient rough shape rectum, is eel bite through a big hole to start the infection fester; patients with peritoneal effusion, multiple organ failure, liver and kidney function is severely impaired.
Laparotomy showed that this eel is entering the body from the anus of the patient.
The reason why pain patients more than 10 hours after entering the anus is eel, like "Monkey King" got "Princess Iron Fan" belly, bite through the patient rectum, drill process within the abdominal cavity. Patients with congestive swelling waist, leg parts appear like marble piebald, acidosis was like features, such as exotic appearance, this eel are to blame.
As the patient's rectum is eel bite through ulceration and must be removed, had to be diverted to the belly of the anus.
Although the identification of the cause, however, has never encountered a problem and placed in front of the Expert Group: eels grown in complex aquatic environment, and their innate cool multi-Hyun, by keeping the environmental impact of live eels into the human body body, carry their own what kind of bacteria that will produce what kind of negative effect on the patient?
Excerpts from terribad Google translation of an article from the Chinese News Agency
I saw part of a documentary about it on that channel 4 series 'The Dark Side of Porn'. Shit's cray.
@367,827 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
@OP
A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.
Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.
The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.
While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.
-HP Article
Recall that scene 10 days ago, ICU medical staff bursts lamented: "A eel weighs about half a catty, actually from the living anus and bite through the rectum into the abdominal cavity, is really unheard of!"
Weird Patient: lower limb long marble-like spotted
April 17 at 4 pm, the hospital emergency department received transferred from other hospitals in an extremely weird critically ill patients.
The patient is 59-year-old Zhang Dajun, their condition very heavy very complicated: the depth of the shock of his breathing quickly, congestive swelling throughout the waist, belly like a ball, leg-like parts of a large area spotted marble, acidosis was like, and severe dehydration , liver and kidney failure.
[...]
The face of complex rare disease, experienced experts still can not make a diagnosis conclusions from the appearance of features for the patient.
If you want to really find out where the lesion is only through laparotomy, the patient's abdominal cavity open to the truth.
However, this time the patient presents with complex disease tolerance and resistance to surgery, he is likely to be dangerous on the operating table.
But not timely surgery, the patient and ready to risk their lives, how to do? "On the operating table, even if only a glimmer of hope, we must make one hundred percent effort."
8:30 that evening, after the patient's family agrees, Zhang Dajun was rushed into the operating room.
Open the abdominal cavity: catty weight of intra-abdominal eel
Surgery surgeon opens the patient's abdominal cavity Zhang Hongbin, the immediate scene, stunned by the presence of health care: a more than 50 cm long, thick as glasses, weighing about half a catty of dead eels, entrenched in the abdominal cavity of the patient; patient rough shape rectum, is eel bite through a big hole to start the infection fester; patients with peritoneal effusion, multiple organ failure, liver and kidney function is severely impaired.
Laparotomy showed that this eel is entering the body from the anus of the patient.
The reason why pain patients more than 10 hours after entering the anus is eel, like "Monkey King" got "Princess Iron Fan" belly, bite through the patient rectum, drill process within the abdominal cavity. Patients with congestive swelling waist, leg parts appear like marble piebald, acidosis was like features, such as exotic appearance, this eel are to blame.
As the patient's rectum is eel bite through ulceration and must be removed, had to be diverted to the belly of the anus.
Although the identification of the cause, however, has never encountered a problem and placed in front of the Expert Group: eels grown in complex aquatic environment, and their innate cool multi-Hyun, by keeping the environmental impact of live eels into the human body body, carry their own what kind of bacteria that will produce what kind of negative effect on the patient?
Excerpts from terribad Google translation of an article from the Chinese News Agency
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,945
@367,846 (D)
The only "Animal Farm" I know is the book I read in school.
Btw gentlemen don't watch beastiality.
The only "Animal Farm" I know is the book I read in school.
Btw gentlemen don't watch beastiality.
+Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,964
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,970
@367,945 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
my mother had me read that in the fourth grade
i didn't know any of the names and took it just as an animal story
my mother had me read that in the fourth grade
i didn't know any of the names and took it just as an animal story
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,973
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Re-read it again. If you enjoyed 1984 disappointment will come hard of you once you're finished.
Re-read it again. If you enjoyed 1984 disappointment will come hard of you once you're finished.
·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,974
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,976
@367,973 (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
i know how it goes and the ending. probably worth re-reading, yeah.
i know how it goes and the ending. probably worth re-reading, yeah.
·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,977
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