Topic: What are you getting me for my birthday??
+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #31,913
all i want is your love..
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #367,453
i could make you a cookie i guess
+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,457
I was planning on creating for you a masterful work of macaroni art.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,458
i will send anyone a postcard
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,465
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,468
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Are you implying that a postcard is superior to macroni art? Wtf is wrong with you?
Well I guess that's one less asshole I'll be wasting my precious art supplies on.
Are you implying that a postcard is superior to macroni art? Wtf is wrong with you?
Well I guess that's one less asshole I'll be wasting my precious art supplies on.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #367,470
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,523
Here ya go.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead.
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Q. How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One --- she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a barracuda?
A. Nail polish.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
A. The pantsuit.
Q. What's black-and-blue and lies on the sidewalk?
A. A guy who tells too many redheaded jokes.
Q. Why is it better to date a blonde than a redhead?
A. You can ignore a blonde safely.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead.
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Q. How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One --- she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a barracuda?
A. Nail polish.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
A. The pantsuit.
Q. What's black-and-blue and lies on the sidewalk?
A. A guy who tells too many redheaded jokes.
Q. Why is it better to date a blonde than a redhead?
A. You can ignore a blonde safely.
+Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,531
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,543
+Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,614
+Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,632
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,671
@367,543 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I gave OP jokes as a b-day present.
@previous (H)
It's an illness. I have it too.
I gave OP jokes as a b-day present.
@previous (H)
It's an illness. I have it too.
+Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,673
+Anonymous J — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #367,695
lessons on proper fucking-a-shit-up-your-ass techniques
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