Topic: hello friends i am doing first aid

+triptych — 12.6 years ago #31,846

Givin mannequin friends cpr

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.6 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #366,599

what happens if the mannequin dies?

+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,601

@OP

They're not really your friends, they say mean things about you when you leave the room.

+Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,621

@366,599 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
How would you know? O god the stress.

·Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,622

@366,601 (C)
That's what they told me about you. Did you know?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,623

I did that i got cpr and firt aid cards

+DEF-GD — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,626

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You's may wanna retract that piece o' deets afore one a them weirdos come poppin' outta the wood, y'hear?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,628

@previous (DEF-GD )
what r they gonna do fjnd me in cpr and first aod training database

·DEF-GD — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,630

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Try'n drown theysselves at yer pool.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,631

@previous (DEF-GD )
o lol

·triptych (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,632

@366,599 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Funeral

·triptych (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,633

@366,623 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Yeah I did too expired though so I'm redoing it and mourning my weekend

+Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,635

@366,623 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Good. You can take care of morbid in case he has another heart attack, when you two kids go out on your first date.

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+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,641

i am all done first aid for today yeah

+Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,694

I performed CPR on a hulk hogan autobiography for 10 minutes whilst on phone to the emergency services. I was highly delusional, and was sectioned a few days later.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,767

When I take first aid classes, we also have a baby dummy, a morbidly obese person, and a dog.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,772

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Sounds like a fun class. What is the nickname for the morbidly obese person?

+Anonymous L — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,773

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)

Kook.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,778

@366,767 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
we gots babys too. if a fat person is choking idk someone else can go help.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,780

@366,772 (!NoGoD1GamE)
chuck

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,782

@366,778 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You put them over the back of a chair.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,783

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
huh oh I dont remember that. I remember you gotta go for their chest cos their bellys too fat. lol I dont remember any of my training oops

+Anonymous M — 12.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,784

@366,782 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You smash a chair over their head so they stop panicking and then remind them that they were eating when they started choking. The mention of the word food makes their digestive process kick into overdrive and the food is instantly digested in the throat. Or have they changed the procedure since I last had CPR, which was never?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,787

@previous (M)
Yes?

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,793

I really should re-certify.

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