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Topic: Free Bert

+Anonymous A12.6 years ago #31,835

free bert.jpgHe's suffered long enough.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #366,423

*with the purchase of a Bert of equal or higher value

+the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c12.6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,425

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
lol

+On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,432

I luv this illustration <3

+Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,433

@366,423 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Just pay separate shipping and handling.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,439

@previous (E)
How about I slap your shit and we call it even?

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,440

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That's rather aggressive of you. PMS?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,442

@previous (E)
I made a decision that I know is going to start drama, but I'm tired of just letting it go.

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,443

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I have no idea what you are talking about.

+Anonymous G12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,465

@366,442 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Please elaborate.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,468

@366,443 (E)
madaboutdoc started using a new account 2 months ago and has recently made a few posts under the name 'admin' that I consider to be over the line. TC is a google-indexed website and his brand of shitposting is giving us a bad safety rank. Indexing doesn't account for contextual information like the post being a shtick, or how the admin doesn't actually post as just "admin". I'm tired of having people push the limits of our free speech policy for the sake of trolling. If this keeps up, I'll probably just start deleting any post that accuses someone of being a pedo.

·Anonymous G12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,472

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
so Mod abuse...amirite?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,475

@previous (G)
basically

·Anonymous G12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,476

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I appreciate you. At least you are honest. Damn these burnt hambugers taste like shit.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,478

@previous (G)
At least it's just ground beef and not a steak that got ruined.

+Anonymous H12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,480

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Unless it was a steak burger :O

·Anonymous G12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,482

@366,478 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
True.
I charbroiled the hell out of those beef patties....damn.

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,489

@366,439 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> How about I slap your shit and we call it even?

So why threaten me? I have nothing to do with that shit.

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,492

@previous (E)
I mean, madaboutdoc has been shitting everything up as bad if not worse than Bert. I don't know why he wasn't banned a long time ago, or why it's such a dilemma now. Particularly if he's hurting the site.

I thought I had done something, sorry for the confusion.

·Anonymous H12.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,515

@OP
Free Bert is my least favorite Skynyrd song.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)


·On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,516

@OP

Where can I get my free Bert?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,521

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
At any local retailer.

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,523

@366,515 (H)

> Free Bert is my least favorite Skynyrd song.

I laughed.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,525

@366,521 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You know I can only get unauthorized illegal replicated Bert here :(

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,527

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I laughed again, lol.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,531

@366,525 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Bert is an unauthorized illegal replica.

·Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,534

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
gud1

·On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,535

@366,531 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
:O Impossible! He is not chinese

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,540

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
replica of fatfuck

·On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,541

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh lol
inb4 rectum & fecal matter related shticks

·Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,543

@366,540 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Now that's truly frightening.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,545

@366,541 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's what makes him unauthorized. He got a 2 out of 4 on the shtick test.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,550

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
point
So if I am getting a free Bert from my local retailer, what I am getting is a replica (illegal clone Bert) of a replica (original Bert) of Fatfuck?

MINE BROWN

(Edited 10 minutes later.)


·Anonymous H12.6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,551

@366,540 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@366,545 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Lol!

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,590

bert.jpg@366,550 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
With your luck, you'd probably end up getting the anatomically-correct/not-childsafe bert model. : (

+Hello !KiTtY4Diw.12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,592

I don't think anyone should have to PAY for bert, I never have, and If it starts being a charge service, then I'll take my business elswhere.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,597

@previous (Hello !KiTtY4Diw.)
Bert is provided as a FREE service. If you paid for it, get a refund.

+Anonymous J12.6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,614

If I am unsatisfied with my Bert can I get part exchange for it on a new Quack?

+Anonymous K12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,617

@previous (J)
Sorry, is your Bert broke?

The only Quack we had available has cracked.

·Anonymous J12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,619

@previous (K)

Broke implies it ever had a functioning state.

+ !NoGoD1GamE12.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,769

Welcome to Tinychan, please enjoy....your complimentary... creeping.. and/or.... death threat...from bert..

·On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,819

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
oh my illegal replicated Bert is unauthorized posting on TC

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