Topic: Someone put words in my mouth please.

+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.6 years ago #31,829

I feel like reading things for and to people today.

Whatever you want I will read on vocaroo for you.

+the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 51 seconds later[T] [B] #366,362

whats with you n that picture

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,363

Still waiting for your raps.

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,364

@366,362 (the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
Uhh.. I found it on my travels a while ago. It';s from a set of photos of teens at those "all ages" dance parties they have? There was some ridiculous shit, this being my fav. Let me show some others.

+Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,366

Okay, Davey2Comix.

·the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,368

@366,364 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
ROFl I love you

+Anonymous E — 12.6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,369

"Only a raging homosexual would turn down a little girl's supple ass wobbling on their dick." - The Doctor

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,371

@366,363 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
link me? did I have anything written down or was i gonna freestyle it?

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,372

@366,369 (E)

> "Only a raging homosexual would turn down a little girl's supple ass wobbling on their dick." - The Doctor

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13dT61u5CW9

·the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,374

@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
lol

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,375

@366,371 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
I don't believe it's been written.

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,378

@366,368 (the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c)

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,380

@366,375 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Got any rhymes laying around?

Otherwise I'm going to have to be back with this one later tonight after I get a good Highdea

·the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,384

@366,378 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
HAHAH dont stop. lol where is this from? is this from our area or the internet

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,386

@previous (the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
Our area?

Its from the interweebz, just something I came across in my jauntz on the mild side.

Also I'm not sure how many more i have lol

+Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,387

@OP
Read this

*grabs dick*

·the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,388

@366,386 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
I heard of awkward teenage clubs here and didnt think Iit is a thing then I am now of age and can partay like an adult if I ever socialize

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,389

@366,387 (F)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NYVl9zfmCQ

·Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,392

@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
do this http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=CehWf04M

+Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,412

@366,388 (the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
You must have missed the yarmulke.

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,518

@366,392 (F)
I'll do it tonight. I was gonna try yesterday but I feel like I should read it a few times so I can do it justice.

·Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,625

@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=7tdR5hxJ
accidently made the first to expire in a day

·duckky — 12.6 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,787

dubs

+Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,797

@366,518 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
you are a GAAAAAAAAY mustached freak, noone needs your convoluted bullshit, thanks

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,801

@368,787 (duckky )
and I have a mustache also, but I a,m a real man and not a douche like yourself.

+Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,809

@previous (H)
You're also an alcoholic that hasn't had any physical contact with another human in over a decade.

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,823

@previous (I)
no it has not been nearly a secade but far too long, yes

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,824

@368,809 (I)
you are a fairly who jerks off to giant cocks

·Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,825

@368,823 (H)
Over a decade.

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,826

@previous (I)
half that

·Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,828

@previous (H)
lol

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,831

@previous (I)
stfu...your mom is the only pussy you been close to for your whole life you sonofabitch

·Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,833

@previous (H)
Lose some weight, quit drinking, and sort your life out, Bertrand.

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,842

@previous (I)
easier said than done, amigo.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,843

when the violets roar at the sun
they'll set us free

and they've got us in their cage
ruined of grace and senses
and the heart roars like a lion
for what they've done to us

·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,845

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
yeah.....that..

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,846

@previous (H)
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;

wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world

my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
- the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelid's flutter which says

we are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph

And dead i think is no parenthesis

·Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,853

@368,842 (H)
Idk, fakebert. I think it can be done.

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,870

@368,843 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kcWZa8cXJz

+Anonymous K — 12.6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,874

do this

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

·Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,957

@OP
do this, cunt @366,625 (F)

+Anonymous L — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,959

@OP
"An Excellent Wetpost"

+Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #368,966

Make yourself useful and read one of my screeds.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.4 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #392,658

@OP
Oh there was a little man and he had a little hook
And he used to go a'fishin' down by a little brook.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

Fishin' all day and fishin' all night,
Couldn't catch no fish, but a little crab he might.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

So he put his pointy hook up that little crab's backbone,
And he slung it o'er his shoulder and he fucked off home.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

Oh, when he get back home, he couldn't find no dish,
So he put it in the pot where the wife'd go to piss.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

Now about half past twelve in the middle of the night,
When the woman of the house came down to have a shite.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

Now she began to fart and she began to grunt,
And the little crab got 'er, yea he caught her by the cunt.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

Oh John, John, John, as sure as you are born,
Why, the devil's in my piss-pot, an' he's sticking up his horns!
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

So she got herself a stick and he got himself a broom,
And they bet the little bastard all around the room.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

They bet him in the belly and they bet him in the sides,
They bet him in the bollocks till the poor fucker died.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

Now if you gettin' married, best get married to a cook,
If she don't sling her mutton, she can sling her fucking hook.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

There's a moral to this story and it goes like this,
Every woman take look before you take a piss!
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

'Tis end of my story, there don't be any more,
I've an apple up my arsehole, and you can have the core.
Oh, oh, Johnny Daddlum a day.

(Edited 3 days later.)

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