Topic: TC autistic research report: Records of Bert's post history observation
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.3 years ago #31,818
Prologue
About two or three months ago, an anonymous starts regular posting on TinyChan (abbr: TC) with a distinctive out of breathe typing style. Back then, little did I know that this anonymous, known as "Bert", would ended up severely damage TC by constant harassment to female TinyChanners
1 (abbr: TCer), floods of violent threats of other TCers, illegal attack of TC hosting machine causing days of downtime, and an actual real-life threat to the lives of TC staffs and their beloved families. Unfortunate enough, I, On, a member of the moderation team of TC, are on the top of Bert's hunting list, for I am the one who have put a stop on his madness on TC, and since then he has a unimaginable personal grudge against me.
For the safety of my own, my family, and any TCer else who are also under Bert's threat, I consider this a necessity to do a research based on Bert's posting history on TC, to further understand his behaviours, mentality, physical and financial abilities, social relations, alcoholic problems, along with two brought up issue of Bert yet still have no citation:
1. Bert's passed away family member, from Triptych, and
2. Bert's history of drug abuse, from Morbid.
My research data will majorly base on TC's search function with keywords "bert", For this will return a set of topics and replies with a reasonable amount of Bert related information. However this method is by no means perfect, and are prone to miss out any valuable information without the keyword "bert". I would appreciate any help from TCers to provide other crucial bert-related posts.
1 Assuming there's really any girls on the internet. At least that's what Bert believes.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #366,228

Also the ladyboy known as "sandy" who's cock he sucked for some crack.
+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,230
TL;DR
Is this regarding TC Sprite Sunday?
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,231
THE BEGINNING
The first Bert topic was found on the 40th page of the search result
1, dated 1.4 years ago
2. This brought up yet another question: for so long he has been discovered and participated in TC, how come he only starts the destructive behaviours on the recent three months?
Here is the first reply by bert:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/14339
He first goes with the name "Bert Bertlekamp", so apparently he is not truely anonymous. And by surprise (or not), this very first thread by Bert has already provided much valuable background information. He made his first post complaining about the down time of apparently name-censored ScatChan
3 (abbr: SC). His tendency of posting complaints on completely irrelevant websites exists since 1.4 years ago, also the blatant complaints of different website's policies.
Further scroll down you can find this important information, provided by Anonymous G:
Anonymous G --- 1.4 year ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] #185,059
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (H)
He was A from the W on GHOUL, and Asram on Mental Ward Rehab. He is one of Matt Miller's little fuckbuddies.
From here we can see Bert:
1. was a former poster on ScatChan and GHOUL
4, sites known for ill reputations;
2. was a member of Mental Ward Rehab community, a solid evidence regarding his mental stability;
3. has relationship with Matthew Rosteet Miller (abbr. FatFuck), an poster known for boring shticn and fraud, and are permanent banned from TC.
Based on these negative facts, it is now not so unreasonable to see his mental breakdown and damagaging of TC. Only wish I could have discover that earlier.
1http://www.tinychan.org/search/bert/40
2As on 2014-01-17 05:59:06, TC time.
3http://scatchan.net
4AnonTalk style forum hosted by Matthew Rosteet Miller. Now dead.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #366,233
While we're on the "first post from Bert" topic, here is another "first post" from him, 2 months after his "first post" above:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/15565
This time he post without a name, however he stated his name "Bert" in his message body, so again, not truly anonymous. Whether this "first post" is due to his pretension of a completely new poster or actual forgotten of his "first post" two months before would remains as a mystery.
He samefagged the first two replies on this thread, and so much for his friendly introduction, he shows his hatre towards others just right afterwards:
Anonymous A (OP) --- 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later[T] #196,126
and also.......notre dame must be crushed.....even if that shifty bastard kiffin (Opie)is a part of it..
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) --- 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] #196,127
I think some asshat banned me from my board......that kook chick probably..
Judging from the information here, we can see Bert also posted on MiniChan
1, and were just banned from there. Combining with his recent problem with TC, we can conclude that Bert's internet forum behaviour include going to an irrelevant site and complain about how the previous one banned him, regardless of reason, and in assumption of the staff of previous site would browse that one unrelated site out of millions in the internet, and read his complains.
Further down the thread, there is two posts from two different unknown moderators:
A Mod --- 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] #196,174
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Bert)
If you are here to look for girls, this is not the place. This is a bbs, and if I see any signs of the cyber stalking that has been seen on other boards by you, your visit here may be cut short. Other than that, please enjoy the board.
+B Mod --- 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] #196,175
How many times have you been "new" here OP?
Apparently his tendency of stalking "female userbase" were noted and warned all the way back to 1.2 years ago, and yet judging from past months post histories he did not take the warning seriously. And while another moderator has called out his "new" status being a dishonest scam claim, Bert replied:
Bert (OP) --- 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] #196,207
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (B Mod)
this might be the second time....if I was new once before I didn't stay longer than a post ot two........so in a sense I am still 'new here'...right?
While he admitted this "might not" be his first time, he chose to twist the meaning of words and stand for his "new" status instead of simply admitting his false claim, this is a solid proof of how Bert cannot withstand being point out of his mistakes, regardless of how trivial it is, and must defend himself by any means, even the not-so logical or completely illogical means.
1http://minichan.org+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,234
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Skip to the part where you banned him and he raged so hard.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,235
Not much further down the 40th page of search result, here's a thread showing Bert's female stalking behaviour, indicating the possible attitude of Triptych towards Bert:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/15682
Topic: Triptych.. Are you there girl..?
+Anonymous A --- 1.2 year ago #15,682
Do you post here..?
This is possibly the first instance of Bert stalking female userbase on TC. Judging by the thread ID, this was posted after his second "new here" thread, where a moderator had warned him about his female seeking intention, and this, becomes a solid proof of Bert's incapabilities of following rules and orders.
Further down the thread we can see Triptych mentioned (s)he had troubles with Bert:
Anonymous E --- 1.2 year ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] #197,238
OP is not Bert.
·Triptych !!xp3BbOCNp. --- 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] #197,240
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (E)
Oh good. I had to leave the last board I posted on because of him.
Creeper.
While anonymous E had pointed out this might not be a thread from Bert, the behaviour and the posting style are too much alike his, so I will stand by my belief of this thread was from him. What's important is Triptych's mention of how (s)he need to leave the previous board because of Bert, and calling him "Creeper", hinting Bert's female stalking and trouble making behaviour exists way before he established it on TC, and had already annoyed Triptych. However, the "site" Triptych mentioned here remains to be discovered.
(Edited 21 minutes later.)
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,237
remarkably thorough
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,240
And here is the THIRD "new here" attempt by Bert:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/16909
Topic: Hi...I am not really new here...but I kind of am new here..
+Anonymous A --- 1 year ago #16,909
I have posted here before but only a handful of times......so...what's up?
Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 year ago, 9 minutes later[T] #210,597
this is the part where I recieve a warm greeting and stuff.....amIrite?
·Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] #210,599
I am teaching them a lesson over at scatchat.....they were taking all my quality postings for granted...and not showing me proper respect..
This time he did not blatantly state he is "new" like before, but "kind of new" with explanation of his previous posting. This could have been a precious scarce evidence of Bert actually have the capability of learning, after one of the mod has pointed him out in his last attempt. However, how deep his learning capability is remains questionable.
Another trait of him showing here, which is most commonly found on internet "lolcows", is Unwarranted Self-Importance
1. In TC community, it is a very common behaviour that other TCer drinking Sprite while reading one' headline, and not showing any interest further than mentioning they are not interested
2. Yet on Bert's case, he had to state it out like TCers owe him respectful replies, and further strengthen his demand by telling how SC "taken all my quality postings for granted" and "not showing me proper respect". Also notice that he has a liking of referring his own posts "of high quality", which he never demonstrate a clear judging rulesets of how his posts are of better quality than others, not to mention no one other than him ever agree on his "quality posts".
Further down below shows how much he is unwilling to fix his own wrongs:
ducky !/73ORiYgDY --- 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T]
#210,607
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (A)
Your weird... and your use of periods is creepy
·Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] #210,609
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU) (ducky)
come on...I am just a regular kind of guy.....no need to be mean to me over something silly like the way I type..
I have noticed you on this board and I think you seem pretty cool...are you a mod here..or something?
Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T]
#210,610
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Morbid)
dang Morbid...what's your beef with me? I do not recall us being adversarial....what gives?
·Morbid !LcVGywIJks --- 1 year ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] #210,611
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU) (A)
Too many periods
·Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] #210,614
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Morbid)
if using too many periods was the worst thing anyone ever did in this life...wouldn't that be pretty swell?
ducky !/73ORiYgDY --- 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T]
#210,619
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU) (A)
It makes you seem mysterious and dangerous in a sexual predator kinda way <3
It is pretty obvious there's no reason he should post every posts with abuses of periods. Even regarding it being his personal shtick, it is stale and repetitive (for 1.4 years+) and meaningless likes FatFuck's trademark or (pronounce as one word). Two posters, ducky and Morbid, expressed how his abuses of periods makes him creepy and annoying, yet his response could be boiled down to "That's how I roll deal with it". And the same stale shtick rolled for 1 more year afterwards.
1https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Unwarranted_Self-Importance
2From a common TC phrase:
I don't give a fuck, I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking headline.(Edited 2 hours later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #366,241
@366,237 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Hi Triptych. I understand it could be uncomfortable for you to remember things between Bert and you, but if you'd be so kindly to provide any first hand information for me to further improve this scientific observation report's completeness, I'd be totally grateful.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,242
@366,235 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
that would be SC, I believe
i think i still have the screencaps of him threatening to rape myself and possibly kook, want those? those are from sc rather than here though
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,243
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
That'd be a precious information for investigating his sexual violence behaviour and rape fantasies. It'd be lovely to be able to complete my report with this.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,244
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
ohp sorry, i can't find it and the threads are gone from tc and sc
i know i've posted it here before but i can't find it in my post history either
weird
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,245
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
How unfortunate. Still, I totally appreciate your help.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,246
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,247
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
This brings a tear of joy into my eyes. My report could now have a well detailed section on his rape-related fantasies. Thank you so much, my dear Triptych.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,248
Rape threats and fantasies
Through observation from myself, Triptych and other fellow TCers, besides constant stalking behaviour towards female userbase, Bert also regularly impose sexual-related threats to them and occasionally shows his fantasies of forcing sexual intercourse to the female. Combining two facts, this gives Bert all the reasons for every female to watch out of.
Special thanks to Triptych for providing a source on SC, which documented his rape threats towards her and other female on there. Here I'll only quote the rape threats or related posts from bert, if you want to know the story behind them or other poster's response to his threats, please refer to the link of that thread on SC.
http://www.scatchan.net/topic/27592
Topic: Bert Rape Threats
+Anonymous A --- 7 months ago #27,592
This is why he's permabanned
koook...I wol;;;rsape uou and make you beg for sweeet release..don't fuck with me...
(Edited 5 months later by Josh.)
Anonymous A (OP) --- 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post
[^] [v] #208,983
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo) (Triptych)
you keep using the word FUCK when you speak to me........hmmmmmmmmm..
Anonymous A (OP) --- 7 months ago, 7 seconds later, 1 week after the original post
[^] [v] #239,136
Trip....let me remind you..
I am a MAN....with awesome life experiences........and you are a barely teenager who has led a pretty much sheltered existance........please KNOW your role.........thanks..
Anonymous A (OP) --- 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post
[^] [v] #208,996
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Triptych)
oh you WHORE!!!!!!
goddamn you you stinking curry smelling whorebitch.....you've done it now....ohhh yes.....I AM going to fuck you.....and it will not be pleasant for you..
Anonymous A (OP) --- 7 months ago, 12 seconds later, 1 week after the original post
[^] [v] #208,999
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Triptych)
you will wish I was crippled when I get ahold of you cunt..
Anonymous A (OP) --- 7 months ago, 3 seconds later, 1 week after the original post
[^] [v] #209,002
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Triptych)
whatever helps you sleep at night cunt.....you said what you said and you WILL beg for forgiveness....to unhearing ears....trashy bitch..
It is pretty obvious to see form above that Bert uses rape as a frequent meant to impose threats to female. Judging by the line how he told Triptych to "know her role", it is safe to imply Bert has belief in misogyny, thinking females are of submissive roles and is acceptable for males to apply sexual violence onto females to enforce obedience. However, besides threaten females who have "wronged" him, he actually fantasized the situation of him brutally rape his victim, which can be seen from his detail of the would-be rape process of his targeting victims; besides making him even more creepier in general, such detailing also heavily hinted that he has rape fetish.
(Edited 2 days later.)
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,264
+the psychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,268
ducky !/73ORiYgDY --- 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T]
#210,619
@previous (B) (A)
It makes you seem mysterious and dangerous in a sexual predator kinda way
<3
hahaha ehehe hahaha+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,298
@OP
i got a bert right here!
*grabs dick*
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,299
+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,301
@OP
> out of breathe
This makes no sense
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,303
@previous (H)
What, did you lose your Engrish decoder ring?
·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #366,306
@previous (B)
Be sure to drink your ovaltine? Son of a bitch.
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,593
Here's yet another "I'm new" post:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/15184+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,600
@366,301 (H)
You've never heard of a dyspneic typing?
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #366,658
All I can say is thank god I missed all that.
Srsly tho, there are better ways of doxing someone On.
Give me the power. Let me off my chain again. I haven't been on a hunt since Kimmo and the lovechild (boy)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,665
@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
I'd love to have you back bud, but if the powar you're talking about is the mod powar you should talk to Frank. I dont have the say :/
+Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,666
@366,303 (B)
As a person suffering from autism, Kimmo Alm doesn't understand a word if one letter is wrong.
+Anonymous L — 12.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,669
@previous (K)
Excuse me, you fucking retard, but it's spelled 'YOUR'RE'.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,679
@366,666 (K)
The Word of our Lord is spoken.
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,685
@366,665 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh I dont want mod powers, I still feel like I wouldnt be around enough to serve well. But more like... I want info so I can find more info.
I wanna root for his shit.
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,686
@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
http://www.tinychan.org/search
Tools right there.
·Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,688
@366,679 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
inb4 mad
·Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,689
@366,658 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
@366,685 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
How's that homeless pissing coming along?
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,718
@previous (K)
Omg thats awesome! did you make that edit just for me?
Otherwise Nothing much. Ive been working a rediculous amount of hours, so I havent been able to find the time to head to Toronto to "let of some stream"
+Anonymous M — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,743
@366,685 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
He has heard about you and wants to see what you look like inside.
·Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,785
@366,718 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
> Omg thats awesome! did you make that edit just for me?
The answer is obviously
boners.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,852

THE BEGINNING CONT'D
Thank you to
@366,593 (B) for providing yet another Bert's "new here" thread for this report. That showed him making the same "new guy" fraud claim 2 times before a moderator spotting him out, and even so he still keep on the same fraud with a word play. Thank you to the moderator who have called him out of a year ago, or we would possible still see him saying "hi... I am new here..." now.
The most note worthy part of the thread is he giving out his a/s/l:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/15184
Anonymous B --- 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later[T]
#192,148
a/s/l?
·Bert (OP) --- 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] #192,149
@previous (K) (B)
class of '86...male...the South..
His "South" state were confirmed by the following leak:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/31325
TCer "Andrew Ian Brandson" spotted him posting his ban message, along with his own IP, on BertChan
1 (abbr BC); he then did a IP locating with his IP, turned out Bert was actually posting from a Southern state.
In addition, here is a slight piece of show of Bert's illogical speak in the same thread:
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk --- 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T]
#192,151
Welcome to the land of Tinychania. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here.
May I ask whereabouts you discovered our secluded kingdom?
·Bert (OP) --- 1.2 year ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] #192,155
@previous (K) (Antikhristos)
I heard a few people mention this site a few times over on tinychan....thanks for the nice welcome..Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk --- 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] #192,160
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Bert)
You heard about TC on TC? It's a small world I guess...
1http://duckychan.net, previously known as unauthorized illegal clone DuckyChan
2.
2http://duckychan.org, the TRUE and ORIGINAL Ducky Appreciation Station.
(Edited 1 day later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,858
Rape threats and fantasies cont'd
From another thread, which, (un)fortunately, I have observed first-handed, We can see Bert does not limit his rape threats/fantasicing to only female hostile towards him, but also those in good terms with him:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/31225
ducky !MwWb.dJjRc --- 2 weeks ago[T]
#360,695
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (H)
we are one
·Anonymous H --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,696
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo) (ducky)
*climbs on your back*
mmmmmm...feels good....mmm..
·Anonymous D --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,698
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (ducky)
Cool. Then drop us off some shawarma on our way home.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (you) --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,700
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (H)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,701
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo) (you)
AHH LOL
Ducky, a female
1 TCer, had been showing friendship and kindness towards Bert despite his unreasonable harassment and tantrums, until she had been harassed beyond tolerance and changed her attitude. By the time of this thread, they were still on good terms, yet Bert didn't hestiatate to show his rape fantasy directly to Ducky. And worse, later on the same thread be foreshadowed his would-be rape process to her:
ducky !MwWb.dJjRc --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,716
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (H)
idk why that means u shud go mmmmm feels good mmmm at me...idk..what to say...
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,719
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (H)
·Anonymous H --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,720
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (ducky)
oh good grief.....it's just a sound....it is not as if I grabbed you and dragged you underground into a dungeon......quit being silly..
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (you) --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,721
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (ducky)
"creepy" would do
·Anonymous H --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,722
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (ducky)
wait.....I like it when you are silly......do not stop :)
·Anonymous H --- 2 weeks ago[T] #360,723
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (you)
you are a blocker..
Once again he fantasise about the raping action he could apply onto Ducky, and while I tried to indicate how such speech is creepy and unappropriate, he labeled me as a (cock)blocker. So, apparently in Bert's mind, it is right and appropriate to display his rape fantasies, either as means of threatening or flirting, towards hostile and friendly female accordingly.
1A pretended one, that is.
Edit: you got your border and boners mixed up which made the two text boxes swallow the paragraph between them. fix'd
(Edited 2 hours later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,943
Bert and Syntax
While this topic is not an exactly suitable part of my research, this is a necessity to bring up their long-term friendship, for introducing Syntax's further posts as an reliable source of Bert's drug abuse and alcoholic problems.
On several occasions Syntax had mentioned Bert as his long time buddy, way before their debut on TC; here's a few of post I managed to find where Syntax had talk about it:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/18035#reply_220646
Syntax --- 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] #220,646
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (D)
Joking eh.
TC MC is loaded with whining kids crying about their lives. Even posting pics of how fat they are. There is the guy who's life will not be complete until he can afford his fur suit. Two years b4 he has the money to buy it. Green who lives to drink and my long tyme buddy bert who cannot wait for that next bottle of everclear and I could go on and on and on and on and on and YOU damn well know it.
You're are correct I do NOT go out surfing everyday. Day after the storms not good to surf. (yes it does rain about 10 days a year here) A few days when the surf just sucks. Y wood I not go out in2 the surf when its zero cost. Even for them that do not live here in Cardiff by the Sea, the parking is free free free and lots of it. Around here Surfing is much like the Oxygen. Its there you breath it to live n such is Surfing.
Few year ago people said the same re me going out to dance. However as u must know I do that indeed I do. Bet you cannot. Well hell even for you if you go that way there are boy clubs where you can n if you indeed enjoy holding a girl in arms well you damn well know that is more then possible IF I can.
Oh ask me about Tuesdays Mardi Gras n all the Flashing Flashing Flashing. Prior Sunday Mardi Gras party not so much Flashing but still fun fun fun and healthy n bet I lost 1.5 pounds over those few days.
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/18171#reply_222193
Syntax --- 11 months ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] #222,193
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (moot)
I have known bert for over a decade and bert is not not not ducky.
Comic Con cumming up and you need to be there!
The most detailed one is this, along with some mention of Bert's problem with female:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/17261#reply_213531
Syntax --- 11 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T]
#213,531
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (ducky)
I should have added this:
I have known Bert aka asram for over a decade. I have a lot of respect for him. However he damn well knows I am 100% honest with him and sock it to him when he does much harm as he goes after the new objects of his affection. He means well but freeks out so many gals. His intent is never bad but if he honestly knew how they feel about his (stalking) that is the term they use when they email me. Many years many emails or PM's.
Sometimes when he has had to much Everclear he does even more harm with messages to them but ALWAYS Apologizes to them.
Anyway keep you eye on the cams cause its Friday Party time on the beach n the Sunset 2nite starting VERY Soon should be AWSUM.
My patio cam is on for the next couple of hours n bypassing one of Hansens cams at Cardiff by the Sea and if you look at the Del Mar cam you can see my house for a momento up on the Bluff which is North of Del Mar. Did 3 hours this AM Surfing and do that almost every day in AM no matter the conditions UNLESS its the day after first rain of Week-Month which here is rare rare but does happen.
Taking a HUGE HUGE Cooler down to the beach and Cooler is 100% full with Frozen Margaritas. Glasses which are NOT allowed on this Beach are iced up with lime on rims and rock salt. Others are bringing pot luck for party and 2nite a major celebration so the food should be X-tra special - So much good stuff to celebrate. Life B a Beach!
http://www.hansensurf.com/live-surf-cams.html
Even Bert's old friend acknowledged his problem with women, and apparently Syntax are the one who those women talked to after being stalked by Bert.
(Edited 26 minutes later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,947
Bert and Syntax cont'd
Bert had also mentioned their long-term friendship, though much rarer:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/30203#reply_350662
Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T]
#350,662
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo) (you)
goddamn you8 syntax....I like you man....we are like brothers....but I WILL kick your ass....if you keep this up......seriously dude..
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/30344#reply_352161
Anonymous A (OP) --- 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T]
#352,161
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo) (ducky)
it was a board....kind of like this....but the software was a bit diff....syntax and I were regs there...it has been dead but on life support (no one posting) for a year or three......and just a few days ago the plug was pulled..
we had good times there..
From all these proofs of the relationship between Syntax and Bert, it would be a safe bet to say they know each other for long, making Syntax's word about Bert reasonably credible. Now, we can move onto one of the claim about Bert I've been searching citation for......
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,949
Drug abuse
Morbid, another regular TCer, had developed a shtick towards Bert that, whenever Bert post something, he would reply with a picture of drug addicts intaking drugs. And Bert got upset and rage about this shtick everytime, hinting Morbid did referring to his drug abusing problem. I had always curious about if this is true, as no evidence about Bert doing drugs had ever been brought up by Morbid. Now, due to the searching of information for this research report, I finally found the proof from Bert's friend Syntax:
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/19059#reply_239579
Syntax --- 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] #239,579
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (J)
Bert has been off drugs for a loooong tyme now.
However he does abuse Alcohol and uses it much like drug users do drugs. He gets his fix by drinking it as fast or faster then possible and has considered anal injection but he rejected that.
-tbc-
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
+Anonymous N — 12.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #366,953
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> has considered anal injection+Anonymous O — 12.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,004
@366,852 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
On, you are mistaking southern america for south america. Bert has never said he's from south america, just thge southern states of USA.
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,009
@previous (O)
aka, nigger-hating confederate
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,279
@367,004 (O)
What's the difference?
·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,399
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Only one of them has fat people.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,452
@367,004 (O)
The North one has them?
@previous (B)
Ok, fixed, thank you for pointing out.
·Anonymous O — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,526
@367,279 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
South America is a continent, including countries like Brazil, Argentina, etc.
Bert is from the southern parts of north america.
·Anonymous M — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,527
South America is the ghetto of the Americas.
·(OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,528
that is true
·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,566
@367,527 (M)
> South America is the ghetto of the Americas.
Lol this. Every South American, no matter how sophisticated or educated, has done shameful acts for food and are not above doing them again. It's in their nature to serve. There are people in the Philippines who look down on South Americans.
+Anonymous P — 12.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,567
@366,943 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
im slightly annoyed i cant read that anymore
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #367,577
@366,852 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
HAHAHAHAH anti hahahaha
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