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Topic: A question for Bert

+Anonymous A12.6 years ago #31,673

How do you relieve the symptoms of gout?

My friend is a massive alcoholic and also suffers from it.

+Anonymous B12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #364,483

@OP

Fix him a rare, juicy red steak.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #364,485

@previous (B)
along with 4 epic shot of everclear

+Anonymous D12.6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #364,528

medium rare steak.
along with 4 epic shot of everclear


I would get an erection if both of those where in front of me right now..........as for gout...I have no knowledge on that subject..

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #364,531

@previous (D)
Goddammit I'd kill for nice steak with a small glass of Navy 151 right now.

·Anonymous D12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #364,533

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
upgrade to 190..

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #364,535

@previous (D)
190 is not sold in Michigan. The guy at the gas station will sell 190 from Kentucky if he likes you.

+Anonymous F12.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #364,548

@364,528 (D)
@364,531 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I had a sirloin tonight. Medium rare. No shots of anything just two glasses of ice water with ice.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)


·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #364,551

@364,528 (D)
> along with 4 epic shot of everclear

Won't that make your liver explode?

+Anonymous G12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #364,554

@previous (A)
(ssshh! that's the purpose...)

+Anonymous H12.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #364,578

Spirits and red wine, I found, used to affect my joints badly. When I was at my worst with alcohol, I couldn't walk because of the pain in my ankles.

Tell your "friend", to switch from hard liquor to something a little gentler. White wine, for example.

·Anonymous D12.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #364,671

@364,551 (A)
it has not after a few hundred of them......so far...so good..

+Anonymous I12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #364,674

@previous (D)
I can't believe you drink everclear. You know that's rock bottom, right?

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #364,677

image.jpg@364,671 (D)

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