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Topic: Absolutely disgusting...the parmesan garlic sauce at Buffalo Wild Wings is made with COW SEMEN

+Anonymous A12.6 years ago #31,507

So I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings watching the national championship game. Ugh. My friend is dating one of the servers and aparently her manager said how in some of the restaurants (they're owned by independent franchisees), they get their sauces from a company called Agritech Unlimited which is a subsidiary of Monsanto. Anyways, the "hot" sauce is literally just Bullseye barbecue sauce mixed with Tabasco sauce and re-bottled. But the part that's really disgusting is that Agritech synthesizes the parmesan garlic sauce from a chemical called "high lecithin emulsifier" which comes from FUCKING COW SEMEN. They take excess semen from bulls not needed for breeding, mix it with milk, add garlic flavoring and other chemicals.

I'm really freaked out by this. You have to wonder if this is going on, what else is going on that we don't even know about. I feel that this is the only board that will understand me.

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+Anonymous B12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #363,138

@OP

> I feel that this is the only board that will understand my bull semen experiences.

> TC

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #363,140

@previous (B)

Well where else can I turn to? /sp/ actually believed me for the most part.

+Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #363,142

@OP
> high lecithin emulsifier

Lecithin is found in soy as well as eggs. Who said this was made from cow semen?

·Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #363,144

@OP
Bull semen is also valuable for breeding purposes. They have to electroejaculate the bulls. That's a lot of work just for flavoring when it can be extracted cheaper and much more easily.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #363,161

[citation needed].pngBull semen is also the main ingredient in energy drinks.

+Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #363,164

why would you use lecithin from something extremely expensive that isn't really a source of lecithin?

·Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #363,172

@previous (E)
Dedication.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #363,176

alexjonestinfoilhat.jpg@363,164 (E)

Reptilians.

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