Topic: The Irregular Daily News Report
+TCNN — 12.7 years ago #31,329
HELLO TinyChania this is TCNN with NEWS you can't use:
▶ IN the DPRK you don't eat dogs, dogs eat you
[...] unlike previous executions of political prisoners which were carried out by firing squads with machine guns, Jang was stripped naked and thrown into a cage, [...] Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is called "quan jue", or execution by dogs.
▶ Infamous neo-TinyComradeen Bert was recently exposed as a furry and is furryious about a 24hr b& for being in direct violation of a TC decalogue. FuckAlms responded earlier to allegations of modabuse by stating "Idgaf, I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking appeal." and lulz were had by all.
▶ Demon Slayer Arrested
▶ Recreational Cannabis is now legal to purchase in CO. Stoners say "...little has changed beyond not having to put up with annoying dealers and smoking out some asshole in exchange for a late night hookup." Ask your local dealer for more information.
▶ Ducky explodes on cam.
▶ Recent bombings in Russia raise concerns for the upcoming Winter Olympics. Putin goes on the record to state that "Islam is gay".
▶ Catholic priest murdered by drunkard. No1cars.
▶ Syntax outs the infamous Thatcher-gate tapes between Reagen and Thatcher during the height of the Falkland Wars as a foragery.
▶ Turkey necks are not effective weapons for domestic disputes.
▶ Your current Reptilian threat level is: OCTARINE
This has been a TCNN report, tune in for more news atHAHAGOFUCKASHITUPYOURASS.
▶ IN the DPRK you don't eat dogs, dogs eat you
[...] unlike previous executions of political prisoners which were carried out by firing squads with machine guns, Jang was stripped naked and thrown into a cage, [...] Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is called "quan jue", or execution by dogs.
▶ Infamous neo-TinyComradeen Bert was recently exposed as a furry and is furryious about a 24hr b& for being in direct violation of a TC decalogue. FuckAlms responded earlier to allegations of modabuse by stating "Idgaf, I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking appeal." and lulz were had by all.
▶ Demon Slayer Arrested
▶ Recreational Cannabis is now legal to purchase in CO. Stoners say "...little has changed beyond not having to put up with annoying dealers and smoking out some asshole in exchange for a late night hookup." Ask your local dealer for more information.
▶ Ducky explodes on cam.
▶ Recent bombings in Russia raise concerns for the upcoming Winter Olympics. Putin goes on the record to state that "Islam is gay".
▶ Catholic priest murdered by drunkard. No1cars.
▶ Syntax outs the infamous Thatcher-gate tapes between Reagen and Thatcher during the height of the Falkland Wars as a foragery.
▶ Turkey necks are not effective weapons for domestic disputes.
▶ Your current Reptilian threat level is: OCTARINE
This has been a TCNN report, tune in for more news atHAHAGOFUCKASHITUPYOURASS.
+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 32 minutes later[T] [B] #361,596
The era of marijuana prohibition is officially over in Colorado. Go buy some legal weed
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+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #361,597
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #361,598
Best news report in a while
+Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #361,603
Thorough and relevant.
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #361,642
Poor ducky..
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #361,656
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