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Topic: Hi, I'm looking for someone to babysit my 2 small children, aged 4 and 7

+Anonymous A12.7 years ago #31,275

But in these dangerous days I'm hesitant about giving my children over to a stranger. You just never know what people are really like.

Therefore, I'm looking for someone who quite obviously hates child abusers. Someone who spends all day every day letting it be very publicly known that he despises pedophiles. Someone who leaves no doubt whatsoever that he is safe to be left alone with children.

If anybody feels they fit the bill, please let me know, or leave a photo of yourself in this thread.

Thank-you! Little Holly and Imogen are looking forward to meeting their new carer.

+Anonymous B12.7 years ago, 25 seconds later[T] [B] #361,080

Inb4 doc

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,082

well mister you need to post this in ur local web sites so that youd meet neighbours who can take care of your kids

+On !Uvm54ORbmo12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,085

too obvious doc troll. 0/10.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 12.7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,086

8ca3d2b-1.jpg@OP
I'd be more than happy to look after your kids. And to answer your concerns about leaving your kids with strangers, all I can say is that I, as a doctor, am no stranger to kids.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,088

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
you are op

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,089

@361,080 (B)

> Inb4 doc

@361,085 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

> too obvious doc troll. 0/10.

Wait, I'm confused. I'm new here, I don't know the personalities. All I have done is placed an advert asking for someone who spends a lot of time trying to prove they can be trusted around children. Why has everyone, including a moderator of the board, automatically connected that with this 'Doctor' character? Is he known for that kind of thing?

+Anonymous F12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,090

@previous (A)
> new here
> including a moderator of the board
0/10 nobody reads the faq

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,092

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@OP

Nice effort, BobbyNonceComix.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 12.7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #361,103

8ca3d2b-1.jpg@361,088 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
As a doctor, I'm not OP.

+Anonymous H12.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #361,107

Still madaboutdoc?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #361,108

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@361,103 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )

See @361,092 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

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