Topic: Little Known Bert Fact

+Anonymous A — 12.7 years ago #31,199

He was born north of the Missouri Compromise and is, in fact, a damn yankee.

+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #360,401

@OP

the hell you say.......suck my southern dick..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,412

It was hidden from his neighbors and community because of the shame it bought to his family. Being a Southern Gentleman is something you are born into.

+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,437

@previous (A)
I am happy you could clear this up before Bert could roll out his new Kentucky colonel shtik

+Anonymous D — 12.7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,438

Fascinating.

@360,401 (B)
Are you ashamed of this fact?

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,446

@previous (D)
if I aint southern....there is no South..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,449

@previous (B)
You call yourself southern, but you were not born in the south.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,451

@previous (A)
son...just shut your piehole before you make an even bigger fool of yourself..

·Anonymous D — 12.7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,454

@360,446 (B)
As a true Southern gentleman, I assure you, you are not Southern.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,459

@previous (D)
So we do have a true southern gentleman in our midst! I though as much.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,461

@360,454 (D)
well by God....you just bring your loudmouthed ass on down here.......and I will put my southern foot up your ass for you...boy....OI will stomp a galldurn mudhole in your big talkin' ass..

·TrueSouthernGentlemen — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,464

@previous (B)
You will do no such thing you uneducated derelict.

@360,459 (A)
I apologize on behalf of true God fearin' Southerners everywhere for the actions of someone pretending to be one of us.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,469

@previous (TrueSouthernGentlemen )
stfu...you're probaly a damn hippie pinko communist fag..

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

·TrueSouthernGentlemen — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,474

@previous (B)
I'm a red blooded McCarthyist you obnoxious buffoon.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,491

@previous (TrueSouthernGentlemen )
there would be plenty of your red blood all over the place if we ever meet up....true that..

·TrueSouthernGentlemen — 12.7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,493

@previous (B)
You haven't the nerve.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,501

@previous (TrueSouthernGentlemen )
but I do....and a desire rivalling the most bloodthirstiest villians ever to walk the earth.....I would use the blood spurting from you aorta to lube my cock as I basked in the victory of defeating you..

·TrueSouthernGentlemen — 12.7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #360,503

@previous (B)
How homoerotic.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #360,536

@360,501 (B)

See @previous (TrueSouthernGentlemen )

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