Topic: i wish i was a vampire soooooo bad

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.7 years ago #30,732

oh god. I wish sooooooo bad. I wish so so so so bad. I want to be a vampire. I want to cry because im just a pathetic human, and ill never know the glory that is, the vampire

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·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #356,375

Wow. Can you fucking imagine? being a vampire. more fabulous than money, religion or celebrity status, seriously, when I become a successful writer, ill be adding to the vampire literature lol

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,379

I wish vampires were real. I own all the twilight books.

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+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,380

@OP
> spammed a million times

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,382

@previous (B)
I know you want to be a vampire too

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,385

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Would you wear a cape if you were a vampire?

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,386

@356,382 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I just want to be a Count.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,388

@previous (B)
what?!?! I WANNA BE A CULLEN

just kidding...

..id be a lone vampire... n yes id wear a cape at all times, good sun sheilding

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,390

id be whiter and skinnier too

+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,394

As a person suffering from autism, ducky wishes she has anorexia and vitiligo.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,398

@356,390 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
No one ever wants to be blacker and fatter.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,400

@356,394 (C)
awww,

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
I like to tan, but id give it all up for the vamp life.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,401

@356,390 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You hate white people.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,402

I wish I was an american :(

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,403

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Whiter and fatter?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,404

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
more human rights and less retarded :P

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,405

@356,402 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
id take msn over north america any day.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,406

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> msn
upgrade to ICQ

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,407

@356,401 (B)
yeah. vamps arent human.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #356,408

@356,406 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
im not gonna upgrading

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #356,428

@356,407 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You aren't human.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #356,433

@previous (B)
:)

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #356,440

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
:)

+Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,473

pffffft......let some blood dry up in the back of your throat and tell me if you like that.....yuck....count me out..

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,478

@previous (F)
Nobody counted you in

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,479

@356,473 (F)
well, as a vampire, I bet the senses change and blood is the tastiest thing

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,491

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
but then some wesley snipes guy will run up on you one day and cut you with his sword and you will stumble out into the daylight and catch fire and disintergrate.......knawmean?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,492

@previous (F)
well I wont be out in the sun. ill be training in my underground vampire lair, using vampire superhuman strength

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,495

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> training
If you had vampire superhuman strength why would you even lift?

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,496

@356,492 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
and I guess there will be a super cool soundtrack playing over speakers somwhere.....as you train....and you will look all hot in your vampire dress..

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,497

@356,495 (B)
if im a vampire, it means theres other vamps and perhaps even other creatures with power equivalent or even surpassing my own!

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,498

@356,495 (B)
because: vampire hunters..

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,499

@356,496 (F)
yeah! as a vampire id be attractive in anything - and id train in a more practical outfit than a dress.

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,500

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
and sometimes maybe....when you were feeling particularly hot....and were alone....maybe you would even train nude..

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,502

@previous (F)
nope, and as a vampire my skin would stay cool. id stay covered up at all times incase the sun

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,504

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
it would stay cool until you met up with another vampire who you were attracted to....and who was attracted to you....then things would warm up....slowly....and then more...and then moar..

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,506

@previous (F)
any vampire romance would happen centuries into my new life.

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,507

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
cool....well I am gonna be late for work...if I don't get going...see you later....be good..

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,509

@356,506 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> Immortal vampire
> forever alone

+meme loving fuck — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,511

@356,404 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

> more human rights and less retarded :P

i smell a debate because the first one is entirely subjective and the second one is flat out wrong

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,512

@previous (meme loving fuck )
no no lol no debate. calm down

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,519

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
yeah no debate becoz it is all true c:

+Anonymous H — 12.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,521

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
your government is retarded, not the people. in america, the people are retarded and have the power to elect the government. ergo it's a clusterfuck.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,525

@previous (H)
el-oh-el. the people are just as retarded, all are the same bunch of banana peel monkies failed in evolution.

+Python !vbsvhaneDY — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,532

Nosferatu.

+Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,533

I am a vampire.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,534

@previous (J)
hello

·Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,542

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Hi, how are you?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,544

@previous (J)
turn me

·Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,545

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I am posting on a tablet from my coffin. Its not sunset yet.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,546

@previous (J)
I love this thread.. so much

+Anonymous K — 12.7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,550

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,553

@previous (K)
yes :)

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,562

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I'm not a vampire but I might be. I will just bite you and see what happens.

·Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,588

@356,546 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I have risen from the crypt.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,589

@previous (J)
@356,562 (B)
perhaps we can start a vampire klan

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,608

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ok but I have to bite you first.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,609

@previous (B)
well bite each other
clan initiation

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,613

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
:)

·Anonymous H — 12.7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #356,617

gb2vampirefreakz

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