Topic: I just love heists.

+Anonymous A — 12.7 years ago #30,641

+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #355,320

played too much payday 2?

also
> Ren then purchased tickets for the Chinese lottery, with the intention of winning a sufficiently large prize that he could return the missing funds before their absence was noted
> lottery
retardded monkie is retarded

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #355,322

@previous (B)
New xmas heist released this week!

> lottery tickets
Not as interesting as North Hollywood Shootout but still amusing.

+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #355,328

@355,320 (B)
> Despite the unfavourable odds Ren was successful, and he was able to return the 200,000 to the vault.

What the fuck

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #355,329

@previous (C)
dumb luck

and guess what, the monkie then thought winning lotteries are basically promised

·Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #355,330

@previous (B)
I stopped reading after the lottery winnings as a replacement worked.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #355,331

@previous (C)
gosh, you should read further to see how he planned another bigger heist, thinking it would success (read: winning another lottery) like last time, and failed miserably. grate lulz

·Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #355,332

@previous (B)
As soon as I replied I went ahead and read the entire thing. Wow. That's the biggest theft in their history and those two are the Chinese version of criminals, that's the best they can do at being bad. Lol. Chang and Wang should have just stuck to eating rice and doing whatever those people do. Sorry I got nothing I'm sleepy.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #355,333

If you haven't heard of the North Hollywood Shootout, you should. Best/worst heist of all time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #355,338

@previous (A)

Fuck off, Bobby2Comix. No one cares about your SHITTY heists.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #355,344

OMFG, you know what makes that Chinese robbery even more hilarious?

I read the chinese version of that wiki, it said on the first robbery attempt, Ren grabbed $200K, used $120K to buy lotteries, and only win back $100K. He had ditch out $20K of his own money to fill back the $200K he took.

Oh yeah, I lost 20K on this attempt but so what, this idea WORKED and next time I rob more and buy more lottery tickets Imma gonna be RICH, XIE XIE.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,345

@previous (B)
Hahaha.

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,346

@previous (A)
Read the North Hollywood shootout to the halfway, that one is way more dramatic and "Hollywoodish" than this silly chinky replicated heist.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,347

@previous (B)
Crazy shit, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzO873wxb1w

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,348

@previous (A)
wow it got footages? shit nigga dats sum muthafukin crazee shit dawg

+Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,351

@355,346 (B)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

duhhhr let's rob a bank and then stand in the parking lot and have an shootout with the whole police dept.....yeah let's stand there for half an hour until every cop within a hundred miles shows up.....duuuuhr maybe we will win..

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,352

@previous (E)
> then stand in the parking lot and have an shootout with the whole police dept
obviously you're too retarded to read

+Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,355

@previous (B)
I saw live coverage..

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,357

@previous (F)
because you're too retarded to read

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,359

@previous (B)
I do not need nor care about the glammed up version wriiten after the fact...where the plot and narrative were supplemented to sensationaize the whole deal.....thanks..

·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,360

@previous (F)
sure you don't need the written version, because you're too retarded to read, thanks.

·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #355,361

@previous (B)
enjoy your programming..

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