http://www.theonion.com/articles/worldwide-jewish-conspiracy-worried-it-came-down-t,34815/
JEWISH CABAL HEADQUARTERS, JERUSALEM---Saying that they never intended to behave quite so mercilessly, several prominent architects of the global Jewish conspiracy aired their concerns Thursday that they perhaps came down a little too hard on local man Jeff Crawford yesterday.
The Zionist leaders within the international political, banking, and entertainment spheres who together dictate the world’s economy, media, and political structures told reporters that they regretted wielding their enormous influence in order to hinder the unemployed 42-year-old roofer at every turn throughout Wednesday, agreeing that their combined efforts to systematically impede the non-Jewish man’s financial stability, happiness, and general well-being were “a bit much.”
A few years ago someone spammed a couple of coservative boards with an onion link about mexico building a wall to keep Americans out. Most actually fell for it until someone pointed out it was fake.
http://www.theonion.com/video/mexico-builds-border-wall-to-keep-out-us-assholes,14349/