Topic: Tinychan Christmas appeal
+Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC — 12.7 years ago #30,335
In 2 weeks will be Christmas, a time when people of all or no denomination take advantage of an ancient superstition to have a fun and jolly time with their families and friends.
It is also a time when our thoughts should and must turn to people less fortunate than ourselves. The housebound, the lonely, the social cast-offs; those who have nobody to share the day with.
With that in mind, The Doctor has indicated to us that he intends to spend Christmas day posting his little pictures on internet boards from morning to night. We are therefore looking for people to keep him company, so that he doesn't feel entirely alone.
The 2 fellators have promised us that they can do a couple of hours in the early part of the afternoon, and late in the evening. So we need another 1 or 2 to fill in during the morning (GMT) and early evening. Just an hour or 2 of your time. Your only responsibility will be to be online and keep The Doctor company while he posts his little pictures of actors and penises.
As an audition, we have decided upon that old acting class staple - making yourself cry. Hence, please audition for the post by performing a public demonstration of tears below.
It is also a time when our thoughts should and must turn to people less fortunate than ourselves. The housebound, the lonely, the social cast-offs; those who have nobody to share the day with.
With that in mind, The Doctor has indicated to us that he intends to spend Christmas day posting his little pictures on internet boards from morning to night. We are therefore looking for people to keep him company, so that he doesn't feel entirely alone.
The 2 fellators have promised us that they can do a couple of hours in the early part of the afternoon, and late in the evening. So we need another 1 or 2 to fill in during the morning (GMT) and early evening. Just an hour or 2 of your time. Your only responsibility will be to be online and keep The Doctor company while he posts his little pictures of actors and penises.
As an audition, we have decided upon that old acting class staple - making yourself cry. Hence, please audition for the post by performing a public demonstration of tears below.
+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #352,031
You were going to be here anyway.
+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #352,032
+Anonymous D — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #352,033
> boners
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dick one
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dick one
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #352,036
+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #352,037
I guess I get the night watch.
On a more serious note, Autphag will never get to attend that Christmas Day party on December 25. ;_;
On a more serious note, Autphag will never get to attend that Christmas Day party on December 25. ;_;
+Anti — 12.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #352,059
also: dicks
+Anonymous H — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #352,063
@352,037 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)As a person suffering autism, clinical schizophrenia and chronic drug abuse fetishism, Autphag thought Christmas was an invention of the NWO and would never attend a Christmas Day party.
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #352,074
·Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #352,083
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