Topic: Attn: Triptych
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.7 years ago #30,190

What have you named your new penis? I think bert is a nice name.
Little bert maybe?
+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #350,476
I maybe unfamiliar with the ways of penis naming, but I'm pretty sure the girls get to name it.
+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #350,477
@previous (B)
I used to call mine 'mr wizard'
· !NoGoD1GamE (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #350,485
@350,476 (B)
She has a boyfriend. What are the naming rights in a gay relationship, you should know this one.
·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #350,489
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
Probably the same as male/female relations, I don't fucking know.
·Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #350,490
@previous (B)
dpm't worry son...one day you will have a gf..
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
·Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,501
@previous (C)
What if I am Male-to-female?
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,578
Horace!
· !NoGoD1GamE (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,910
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Horace it is! Now, if you would like someone banned from the forum, let Horace do the talking.
+Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,912
@350,578 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
who??
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,915
@350,910 (!NoGoD1GamE)
My dick is far more attractive than that, come on.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,918
The man convicted of raping and impregnating a comatose woman in an area nursing home back in the mid-90s was released from prison Monday.
The New York Department of Corrections confirmed John Horace was released. He's a former Rochester nursing home worker convicted of sexual abuse and rape in 1996.
The victim, a patient at the nursing home, had been in a coma for a decade after a car crash. She gave birth to Horace's child and then died a year later.
At his parole hearings, Horace said he impregnated the woman to help bring her out of the coma.
The child is being raised by the woman's parents and is now a teenager.
John Parrinello represents the victim's family. He says Horace never accepted responsibility for what he did.
"His explanation of what he did doesn't make sense and there's no emotionalism regarding his apology, if that's what it was," Parrinello said. "I hope that if he is on the streets, if he is on parole and on the street and moves somewhere, that he respects the fact that this family wants anonymity. They don't want anything to do with him. They don't want to see him or hear from him. Of course, as I said, that depends on what the young man thinks too."
Horace has been serving a 25-year prison sentence and became eligible for parole in 2004. He will be on parole until July of 2021
· !NoGoD1GamE (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,919
@350,915 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
inb4 bert wants you to prove it
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,920
@350,918 (E)
Irrelevant.
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
CP, you say?
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,922
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
do you want to be thought of as a baby? you keep saying cp this.....and cp that.....well....are you a child? do you have your widdle pacifier in your mouth right now?
which baby food do you like best....Gerbers or Heinz?
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,940
@previous (E)
I'm underage.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,943
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
you're a child..
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,945
@previous (E)
I'm underage therefore a nude picture of me is CP, possession of which is a felony. By the by, enjoy not being able to get into Canada ever due to DUI. I'm sure ducky will pine for you.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,952
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I can not afford travel atm....but I would be eager to make some sort of wager sometime... that I could indeed enter into canada..
would you come to a public place and we could take a pic of us together to post on here? that would be funny..
(Edited 29 seconds later.)
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,953
@previous (E)
You could not; DUIs make you ineligible for entry into the country.
As to the second, no, I'd rather not see you ever.
+Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,954
@350,943 (E)
So why would you (an adult) try to buy used underwear from a child, threaten to rape a child, or request nude photographs from a child, Bert?
+Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,958
@350,578 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Do you worship Horace? Is your boyfriend a Horace cultist?
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,959
@previous (G)
no it's just sort of a thing in my trousers
·Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,960
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Lol, fair enough.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,969
@350,953 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
ok....look.......I checked into this.....the border crossings are so busy that they only check RANDOM vehicles..
do you understand that? random.....so...while I did find out that they do (for some weird fucked up reason) disallow dui convicts from entering.........they only have time to check one of three...or one of five....or one of two..
do you understand what that means?
it means I can come in there.....that is what that means..
and what kind of retarded regulation is that anyways? I saw somwhere that the Us also has similar guidelines.....how stupid..
but you know what? there are a million places to cross into a country for every official one..
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,972
@350,959 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
you are 'packing'....I had a bi-sex gf....she clued me in on some of the lingo..
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,975
@350,969 (E)
Are you saying you'll illegally cross the border? I thought Americans didn't like illegal border-hoppers.
Perhaps Canada doesn't want people who irresponsibly impair their judgement and coordination and choose to drive whilst thus impaired, putting others unnecessarily at risk. I find that to be perfectly reasonable.
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
+vocalon !YriXjhZkn6 — 12.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,991
@350,969 (E)
this is literally the creepiest thing you have ever posted
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,993
@350,975 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
you do drugs....you enjoy doing drugs....you therefore should NOT talk down to someone else who uses a drug..
it is that simple..
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,995
@350,991 (vocalon !YriXjhZkn6)
you have not been paying attention then..
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #350,997
@350,993 (E)
Actually address a point within that post, thanks.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #351,001
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I would probably not seek to cross 'illegally' unless there was a life or death situation involved.....but I do think the fact that they can only check a random nimber of 'crossers' to be an encouraging prospect..
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #351,002
@previous (E)
So you'd be fine sneaking explosives on your body onto an aeroplane? After all, airport authorities only check a random number of passengers.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #351,005
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
pffffft..I am no terrorist...and if you think I am....you're deluded..
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #351,006
@previous (E)
I'm simply applying your logic.
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