TinyChan

Topic: This is for you, quack - 8 Signs You're a Control Freak

+Anonymous A12.7 years ago #30,116

Let's see if you recognize yourself:

You believe that if someone would change one or two things about themselves, you'd be happier. So you try to "help them" change this behavior by pointing it out, usually over and over.

You micromanage others to make them fit your (often unrealistic) expectations. You don't believe in imperfection and you don't think anyone else should either.

You judge others' behavior as right or wrong and passive-aggressively withhold attention until they fall in line with your expectations. Sitting in silent judgment is a master form of control.

You offer "constructive criticism" as a veiled attempt to advance your own agenda.

You change who you are or what you believe so that someone will accept you. Instead of just being yourself, you attempt to incept others by managing their impression of you.

You present worst-case scenarios in an attempt to influence someone away from certain behaviors and toward others. This is also called fear mongering.

You have a hard time with ambiguity and being OK with not knowing something.

You intervene on behalf of people by trying to explain or dismiss their behaviors to others

You believe that if you can change another person's undesirable behavior, then you will be happier or more fulfilled. You make someone else responsible for how you feel.

+Anonymous B12.7 years ago, 33 minutes later[T] [B] #349,639

Luckily ducky left the relationship as soon as she met him. He can only try to do this shit to her from his moms basement now.

+Anonymous C12.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,641

@previous (B)
Penis twice the size of Negi's still to short for ducky.

+Quack 12.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,645

@previous (C)
Almost four inches. FOUR.

+Quck 12.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,888

Measuring from my taint to the tip, of corse, as is customary.

+Not quack 12.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,895

This topic is also known as "10 signs OP cannot count".

+Anonymous G12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,898

@349,645 (Quack )
FOUR INCHES FROM YOUR CHEST PYLE!!!

·Anonymous D12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,901

@previous (G)
Lol

Love FMJ

+Anonymous H12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,902

@349,895 (Not quack )
I will pass that along to the appropriate personnel.

·Anonymous D12.7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,903

@349,895 (Not quack )
Math, not even once.


@349,888 (Quck )
Australia is out there, man, it's OUT THERE!

·Anonymous G12.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,904

@349,901 (D)
:) it came to mind at once.

·Anonymous H12.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,914

@previous (G)
It's a shame the real message didn't :~(

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