Topic: i had an idea for a comic
+voc2rhymez !YriXjhZkn6 — 12.7 years ago #30,077

im gonna call it bert quest
its about an alcoholic who has no sense of self control
he bumbles about his life vaguely typing as if he were an rpg character on his last breath
and he has a perverse sexual lust for underage people
and is entitled as fuck
its a comedy
+Anonymous B — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #349,279
Can I read your comic while wearing my Compton hat?
+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,280
Standing up for him for a momento. He in the past has lusted for women much older then himself.
Ask him about Sandy aka Stephenie.
·voc2rhymez !YriXjhZkn6 (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,282
+Anonymous D — 12.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,307
@349,280 (C)
Was Sandy that much older, if at all?
·Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,309
@previous (D)
A few years. Very lovely lady.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,310
·Anonymous D — 12.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,314
@349,309 (C)
Yes, I knew her.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,318
@349,280 (C)
> he has lusted for anything with a hole regardless of age, gender, sexuality, aesthetic appeal, etc
@OP
Will you have him check his Hispanic privilege?
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,326
@OP
Will he have any super powers? He'll need an origin story if he does, maybe he sucked them out of a radioactive dick behind the truckstop dumpster.
+Anonymous H — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,328
@349,318 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Nice try at trollshielding.
·voc2rhymez !YriXjhZkn6 (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #349,329
@349,326 (!NoGoD1GamE)
he has powers....... sort of.
he can fly into an unimaginable rage and will make threats to hurt or kill people, but he has the uncanny ability to never follow through.
+Anonymous I — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #349,350
@previous (voc2rhymez !YriXjhZkn6)
so hes a kimmo cloane?
(Edited 41 seconds later.)
+Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #349,351
@OP
Instead of listing for any particular type, it would be better if he formed an instant attachment to any female who gives him attention in any way.
+Anonymous K — 12.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #349,471
@349,280 (C)
This is gonna be grate.
·voc2rhymez !YriXjhZkn6 (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #350,074

i designed a villain
its name is rotcod'eth, and its the being that bert blames for all of his misfortunes in life and he vows to one day defeat this monster and win the love of every broad in the world
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #350,077
@349,318 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
Or browse the latest topics.