
It nearly blew all my Christmas lights down the street!
The neighbours bins went flying down the street with rubbish flying out of them.
I ran out and secured down my little reindeer from the gust!
I was scared one of the baubles on my bushes would fly off and smash through someones window!
They didn't and I survived the windy day of terror! Don't worry about me!
It's going to flood soon on the east coast.
Glad my santa ain't going to drown.
@OP
Waiter, this schtick is stale.
@348,790 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you are boring...and irrelevant..
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you are boring...and irrelevant..
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you are boring...and irrelevant..

Don't you have a board to kill, fatbody?