Topic: How do I blackmail my roommate?
+Anonymous A — 12.7 years ago #29,847
Today I was looking for the TV remote on my roommate's side of the dorm room, and I found weed in his drawer. I'm not judging him, but it's against the university rules and the law. He's still out, and I want to know what I have to do in case I want to blackmail him in the future. Is a picture with a timestamp enough?
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #347,077
OMG people that buy weed are actively supporting terrorism!
+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,080
I think you should slaughter your roommate and wear his skin as a suit.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,081
@347,077 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I already said I'm not judging, and I thought it went without saying, but there's a reason I'm not just reporting him. I want to blackmail him because I need cash.
I already said I'm not judging, and I thought it went without saying, but there's a reason I'm not just reporting him. I want to blackmail him because I need cash.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,086
@previous (A)@previous (A)
> I already said I'm not judging, and I thought it went without saying, but there's a reason I'm not just reporting him. I want to blackmail him because I need cash.
lol, how much cash do you need?
> I already said I'm not judging, and I thought it went without saying, but there's a reason I'm not just reporting him. I want to blackmail him because I need cash.
lol, how much cash do you need?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,088
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I wanna get my sister something nice for the holidays, so I'd like thirty. I'd settle for twenty.
I wanna get my sister something nice for the holidays, so I'd like thirty. I'd settle for twenty.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,090
@previous (A)
Then why don't you get a seasonal job or spange instead of being a shitty human being?
Then why don't you get a seasonal job or spange instead of being a shitty human being?
+Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,092
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> spange
This! Or if you know how to play am instrument you can busk.
> spange
This! Or if you know how to play am instrument you can busk.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,094
@347,090 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
This is easier. Why act like this isn't an option? It's a really quick way to get money for nothing.
This is easier. Why act like this isn't an option? It's a really quick way to get money for nothing.
+Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,099
@OPNice AnT copypasta!
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+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #347,104
Being the illegal substance is in a shared area and not secured in any way, you are equally culpable for it being there.
I would advise against any action that could call into question ownership.
I would advise against any action that could call into question ownership.
+Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #347,107
Take a picture with your dick in their mouth to prove they're gay.
·Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #347,108
@previous (G)
Also good on you OP. These drug using scum need to be shamed.
They devalue your degree by existing in the institution you learn.
I'd just have him kicked out after you blackmail him to be honest.
Also good on you OP. These drug using scum need to be shamed.
They devalue your degree by existing in the institution you learn.
I'd just have him kicked out after you blackmail him to be honest.
+Anonymous H — 12.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #347,111
@347,104 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
reminds me of on base, but with alcohol. if your suite-mate/piss-mate is underage and you aren't, can't have alcohol in the shared areas of the dorm room. both of you would get in trouble.
illegal substance is even worse. either way, omen's rite
reminds me of on base, but with alcohol. if your suite-mate/piss-mate is underage and you aren't, can't have alcohol in the shared areas of the dorm room. both of you would get in trouble.
illegal substance is even worse. either way, omen's rite
+Anonymous I — 12.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #347,113
@OP
Ok, quack.
Ok, quack.
+Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #347,114
I would say sell the weed..........IF the appearance of such a post as OP's here on TC was not completely preposterous..
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #347,117
@347,094 (A)Clean your piss tarp and drink your domestos, bud.
@347,092 (Hello !KiTtY4Diw.)
Word. This nggr be trippin.
+Anonymous K — 12.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #347,142
sounds like someone is going to extort a punch in the face
·Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #347,209
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