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Topic: How to shave your balls

+snake person 12.7 years ago #29,806

Get a 4 or 5 bladed razor. 1,2, and 3 bladed razors simply won't do. Apply a generous amount of shaving cream to you genitals. Go WITH the grain of your hair, just like slicing meat. Hair grains do change so adjust accordingly. Might want to get horny too, because your're shaving your cock as well. If you have hair on your cock (unfortunately, I do, but just a tiny amount) and gently go over it. For the balls. Grab'em so they're pulled tightly against your scrotum. This spaces out the hair, gets rid of the wrinkle that comes with loose skin, etc. Gently over this as well. Don't wanna cut there. Ass crack now. Ass crack hair is a pain. So curl into a position with your heels as far back as they'll go. Think trying to suck your own dick. Shaving cream, be gentle. Also, rinse the razor every now and then or you'll just be pulling on the hair/not getting it off at all.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.7 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #346,836

What's the point?

+Turd Ferguson 12.7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #346,839

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Alex, I'll take 'Questions a vigin would ask' for 1000, please.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #346,840

@previous (Turd Ferguson )
The point is I'm not going to shave my balls/dick.

+Anonymous D12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,849

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+Anonymous E12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,939

The skin is so sensitive the slightest touch cuts it.

·Anonymous D12.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,971

@previous (E)
They must do a lot of doctoring to porn to hide this bleeding.

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