Topic: TinyChan Bookclub #1
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.7 years ago #29,720

With NANOWRIMO coming to a close it's time to put the pencils down and pick up a book again. TC's inaugural book club selection as chosen by NotRapeCulture is:
Necrophilia Variations by Supervert.
Thanks for participating and I look forward to the roundtable discussion in the coming weeks.
+Not Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2 — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #346,023
In memory of the great Autphag I'll be reading Mein Kampf you faggot.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #346,024
@previous (Not Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2)
> grate*
ftfy
<3
·Not Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2 — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #346,025
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Eat a bag of dicks.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #346,027
@previous (Not Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2)+Anonymous C — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #346,067

nnnn...
+Anonymous D — 12.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #346,071
@346,025 (Not Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2)+Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,097
I skimmed through a lot of this and it seems like the majority of it is anecdotal bullshit written by some delusional sociopath who has in most likelihood never actually fucked a corpse. Severely disappointed.
+Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,099
@previous (E)
> I skimmed through a lot of this and it seems like the majority of it is anecdotal bullshit written by some delusional sociopath who has in most likelihood never actually fucked a corpse. Severely disappointed.
I felt the same way when I read the bible.
+Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,103
@previous (F)
pearls before swine....and so on..
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,104
@346,099 (F)
I suggest we read that next for TinyChan Bookclub #2. We need more humor around these parts.
·Anonymous F — 12.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,107
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,113
@346,097 (E)
==How
Would
You
Like
It?==
Inevitably there came a point at which I had to pause and ask myself:
How would you like it? How would you like to be lying there on the
autopsy table having the coroner slice you up into a variety of sexual aids?
The femur bone makes a fine dildo. Intestines are natural prophylactics.
The heart, that organ of romance, can be used as a four-chambered
pocket pussy. Whatever remains of your body afterward can be filled
with KY instead of embalming fluid---or vice versa, perhaps a horny little
necro nymph will come along and leech the embalming fluid from your
body to use as a “personal lubricant.” Who knows? The possibilities are
endless. Do you prefer your corpse to be a waste product or a sex object?
It's over the top but I found parts of it funny. Why don't you pick the next book? Maybe something by Bukowski or Vonnegut? Idk.
·Anonymous E — 12.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,123
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Hot Water Music by Charles Bukowski.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,125
@previous (E)
Nice choice, bud. <3
Idk where a pdf is readily available but I have an .epub of it I can up/convert for anyone that doesn't have a hard copy.
Charles Bukowski Reads six poems ·Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,126
@346,113 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)+Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,139
@346,113 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
>
> ==How
> Would
> You
> Like
> It?==
> Inevitably there came a point at which I had to pause and ask myself:
> How would you like it? How would you like to be lying there on the
> autopsy table having the coroner slice you up into a variety of sexual aids?
> The femur bone makes a fine dildo. Intestines are natural prophylactics.
> The heart, that organ of romance, can be used as a four-chambered
> pocket pussy. Whatever remains of your body afterward can be filled
> with KY instead of embalming fluid---or vice versa, perhaps a horny little
> necro nymph will come along and leech the embalming fluid from your
> body to use as a “personal lubricant.” Who knows? The possibilities are
> endless. Do you prefer your corpse to be a waste product or a sex object?
> +Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,140
@346,113 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
The Skin Team by Jordaan Mason. That was good.
On the Road has been lovely for the first fefw pages, haven't gotten further than that.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,141
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I'll try to find a copy of 'The Skin Team'. I've enjoyed the stuff by McCarthy that I've read, especially 'Blood Meridian'. Give it a shot when you have time, oh and Iain Banks's 'The Wasp Factory' is another worthwhile piece of disturbing lit. Interesting reads regardless of how anyone feels about the content.
@346,139 (Hello !KiTtY4Diw.)
> I used to have these dreams of being cemented to women and sometimes we would end up having a baby. my dreams were really weird in jr high
Pfft. Who hasn't had
those dreams? I mean being cemented to women and occasionally having babies is one of the most banal recurring dreams out there.
So in the dream you're encased in cement with these women or like glued to them? I'm trying to imagine it. lol.
@346,126 (G)
I paused at the corner. I wasn’t quite sure what to do. Evidently my
plan to go out with a bang wasn’t working too well. What did I want?
What did I expect? Did I just want to have one last fling before dying?
Or did I expect something more from these poor girls---solace, salvation,
existential deliverance? Maybe, I thought, I should just go have a last
meal instead of a last hurrah. But I wasn’t hungry. I didn’t think I could
eat. I wandered into a Korean deli and bought a bottle of lemonade. I
walked down the street drinking it through a straw. The taste was sharp
and clear in my mouth, and I wished my thoughts were as sharp and
clear.
I touched my arm. I could feel the raised trails of dried blood
beneath my shirt. Part of me was deeply ashamed of them. In the morning
I had taken great pains to hide them from my wife. When finally
she noticed them, I blamed them on my daughter, implying that she’d
scratched me with her fingernails when I was tossing her in the air and
catching her. This was a credible lie---but also a shameless one. Because
at the same time, these three red lines on my arm were a tremendous
source of pride, fascination, and inner strength. I found myself fingering
them from time to time, feeling the pain in my arm, and drawing sustenance
precisely from this pain. I loved my wounds, not because they hurt
but because they were like a gun in my pocket. They gave me a power
that no one knew I had.
Maybe, I thought, I should just exercise that power now. Maybe I
should give up on this idea of a last hurrah. Why bother? If I was going
to die, then did it really matter how I spent my final hour? Cavorting in
the arms of a prostitute or walking down Fifth Avenue drinking a lemonade---
what did it matter? I could see myself taking the elevators up to
the top of the Empire State Building, slipping through the fence on the
observation deck, taking the big plunge. Afterwards, the police would
interrogate a Japanese tourist who saw me leap. “Did he say anything
before climbing over the edge?” the police would ask. “Yes,” the Japanese
would say. “He said, ‘I’m going to paint the town red.’”
(Edited 49 seconds later.)
+Anonymous J — 12.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,147
> When you put it that way, you would think that people would naturally prefer to be a sex object.
> You would think that at least a few people would see how reasonable this is.
Delusional deviant. Why would I waste my time trying to understand the mind of yet another deviant loser.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,183
@previous (J)
Nice try, crypto-deviant.
·Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,207
@346,141 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It as weird, we were cemented together at the genitals, often doing mundane tasks or being publicly displayed
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #346,215
@previous (Hello !KiTtY4Diw.)
Obviously you're a modern shaman and an avatar of the holy hermaphrodite. Any other explanation is ludicrous.
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #346,247
let's just all read the bible
·Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #346,272
@346,215 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Possibly
·Anonymous G — 12.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #346,279
@346,247 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
when......before they play gta and stack up bodies of dead hookers and gun down numerous policemen......or after..
+Anonymous L — 12.6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #356,349
@346,125 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
fuck pdf, epubs all the way
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #356,411
@346,247 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
yes
@346,279 (G)
lol
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #356,642
@356,349 (L)
Word.
epub > pdf, mobi, azw, etc
+Anonymous N — 8.3 years ago, 4.3 years later, 4.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #541,412
@346,123 (E)
ed2k://|file|Hot_Water_Music_-_Charles_Bukowski.pdf|627153|318610A3A67BE32DD696884E8DDE9018|h=YSZZIWTOP5T24MEQBDCA5XWJK2BHTA5U|/
+Anonymous O — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #541,418
@previous (N)
Why the fuck would you necrobump a 4 year old thread for that? Fuckers like you are the reason why sites delete or lock old threads.
·Anonymous N — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #541,422
@previous (O)
I don't give a fuck, I was drinking Sprite while dismissing your madpost.
+Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #541,452
What I do not understand is
So many older quality topics could have been bumped - Y this?
+Anonymous Q — 8.3 years ago, 1 day later, 4.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #541,536
@541,418 (O)
> Fuckers like you are the reason why sites delete or lock old threads.
And hilariously upset fuckers like you are the reason why people bump them.
+Anonymous R — 8.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #541,571
@541,412 (N)
Still a grate read.
@previous (Q)
It wouldn't be as much fun otherwise.
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