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Topic: What's the best way to get to jesus' heart?

+AOW 12.8 years ago #29,643

Through the chest with a knife.

+Anonymous B12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later[T] [B] #345,230

Edgy

+Anonymous C12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #345,234

@previous (B)
Edging is better.

·AOW (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #345,237

@previous (C)
Are you here to trim the hedge? Help goes around to the back door, thanks!

·Anonymous C12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #345,239

@previous (AOW )
DERP sorry

(Edited 19 seconds later.)


+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #345,266

jesus would roundhouse kick the hell out of you before you got the chance

he killed his own sensei

·AOW (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #345,268

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Then imma gonna have to cap his ass.

+Anonymous E12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #345,275

@OP

your and idiot..

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #345,277

@345,268 (AOW )
If its the secret to jesus's power you want, you're going to have to fight honorably. otherwise they will vanish with him as he dies

+Anonymous F12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #345,287

Are we talking about zombie jesus, super jesus, baby jesus, jesus the carpenter, jesus the fisher-of-man, or the second coming jesus? It makes a difference.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #345,293

@previous (F)
Raptor Jesus

·Anonymous F12.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #345,295

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Are you in league with the reptilians again? Why else would you bring up the false reptoidian messiah?

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