Topic: It's an anonymous poll, why the fuck lie? Assuming Autphag DID kill himself, how would you feel?
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #29,549
Obviously he didn't, but imagine for the sake of the poll that he did in fact off himself.
Lie all you want in the comments, but the poll is anonymous, so answer honestly.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| I'd be happy if he killed himself | - | 0% | |
| I wouldn't want him to kill himself | - | 0% | |
| Absolutely couldn't give a fuck if he lives or dies | - | 0% | |
+Anonymous B — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #344,190
I wouldn't want him to die.
He had a strange worldview, but he knew it was odd, and he had fun with it. He could be very funny when he wanted to be.
+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #344,192
I like autphag. All tolling aside he was my favorite poster. I miss him.
+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #344,273
Personally I think he just decided to retire, for whatever reason, the Autphag persona he'd created. Hopefully he'll be back with another one that's as equally entertaining as Autphag.
Better yet, he'll come up with some excuse as to why he failed to off himself and continue posting as normal.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #344,275
@previous (D)
That sounds like people who say Chris was trolling all along.
·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,287
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Unlike Chris, we know absolutely nothing about Autphag other than that he lives in N Ireland. Anything we think we know he told us himself.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,289
@previous (D)
And how do we "know" he lives in N.Ireland?
·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,291
@previous (A)
Like how do we know kimmo is Swedish
·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,292
@344,289 (A)
That one is easily verifiable by the mods or Frank.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,293
@previous (D)
Ok, but you said it, not the mods or Frank. So how do you "know" this?
·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,298
@previous (A)
Autphag said he was born and lived in N Ireland. He also said he murdered his dog but we'll never find out if he was telling the truth on that one.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,299
@344,287 (D)
I mean there's no way he could have built all that stuff into his posts as a shtick and then just completely turn it off and play a new character.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,300
@344,298 (D)
I'm having trouble correlating this:
> Autphag said he was born and lived in N Ireland.
With this:
@344,287 (D)
> we know absolutely nothing about Autphag other than that he lives in N Ireland. Anything we think we know he told us himself. ·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,346
@344,299 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well of course he could've been the real deal and actually killed himself or was paranoid enough to fake his own death and stopped posting.
But he appeared to have enough free time and seemed intelligent enough to where he could just create another character, and continue on other epic rants.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,359
@previous (D)
I'm not saying he couldn't just stop posting as part of faking his death, I just don't think he could create a new character here without his mannerisms slipping through enough for us to figure it out.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,371
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Alright, look, you and me have had our differences over the months, but let's put that aside for a moment. I made this poll as a (I presumed would be inside) joke, having noted that The Doctor fell silent at pretty much the exact time Autphag did (I thought people would have picked up on the reference in my OP, but never mind).
You're a mod: are you seriously telling me that you have seen nothing in the IPs to make you think he and Autphag are the same person?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,384
@previous (A)
I never bothered to compare.
If you mean the OP being a template from an autphag poll a few weeks ago, I got that. I don't notice anything especially referring to the Doctor in there, but maybe I'm just dense. If you are who I presume you are, there's a fairly reasonable chance it went over my head.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,390
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
For my interest, who do you presume I am?
And fair enough if you've never bothered to compare, but then...do so now. A man's death is under discussion here, have a heart man and find out if they're the same person. 60% of people who voted in this thread are hoping he's still alive.
·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,392
@previous (A)
Tc rule. Never engage fuckalms in open discussion, say something to him and move on.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,394
@previous (C)
He and I go back a way, I'm sure he'll indulge me this once.
+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,395
@344,392 (C)
So now you're engaged to him.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,412
@344,390 (A)
I presume you're the same anon who's been ribbing me for awhile for thinking the doc is funny. I'm not entirely sure whether you're trying to push me and see if I'll eventually have a meltdown, or if you're treating me as some sort of intellectual sparring partner. Not to seem conceited, but I've begun to lean more toward the latter over time.
+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,598
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Just don't walk under the latter that's 7yrs bad luck.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,602
@344,412 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
How far are you away from said meltdown? Is that some sort of challenge?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #344,623
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
I don't melt down because my parents never caved to that sort of thing.
+Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #344,844
No one cares
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