Topic: So yeah, departing to bed, and here's hoping too that the stuff arrives tomorrow
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago #29,426
If it does, you'll know what I'll be doing. I bid you good tidings as I depart into the immortal to rest peacefully for eternity.
+Anonymous B — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #342,557
@OP
See you in 5 minutes
See you in 5 minutes
+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,559
@OP
Test it out on your neighbors first
Test it out on your neighbors first
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,562
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,566
+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,572
Oh wow, you are being serious.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,575
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)Attention seeking is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag has finally realised that his silly little meltdowns and word salad textwalls werent't getting him the level of attention he was hoping for, so he has now resorted to making suicide threats.
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,576
Night, dude.
+Anonymous H — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #342,636
Don't do it Autphag. The void you leave behind could get filled with a bunch of quacks.
+Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,687
@342,575 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I thought you said nobody cared, why are you writing all this stuff in these threads, Doc?
I thought you said nobody cared, why are you writing all this stuff in these threads, Doc?
·Anti — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,694
@342,575 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> werent't
This seems to have riled you up, Doc. It's just silliness on a chan, why does it hit a nerve with you?
> werent't
This seems to have riled you up, Doc. It's just silliness on a chan, why does it hit a nerve with you?
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,708
+Anonymous J — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,709
Cowardice is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag doesn't dare commit suicide.Poor impulse control is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag can't stop posting here.
And thus, as a person suffering from autism, Autphag can not muster to take his life, as it would violate the obsession to keep posting on TC.
As a doctor, I can confirm this.
C̦̻͙̦̖̭ͅi̫̩̝̗̱̙̗a̲̲o̹̫,͈̬̙̤͈̪̺ ̘T̠̲̞̟̳̭͈h͈e͍̠͇ ͔͖̼̺̦̮D̟̹̝o̝͓͉͉͔̙c̼̜t̩o̝̣͉͔r̭̖̹.
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