Topic: Attn: Autphag
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago #29,380
You should write down what you want a woman to say (post it here too) and then hire a whore for half an hour, and get her to read it out to you. You could make her say whatever you wanted. Agreeing with all of your ideas, and saying stupid shit so you could laugh at her, or something.
Think about it. Money well spent I'd say.
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #342,060
Nah. If I wanted that to happen I'd just kidnap some random teenagewhore and get her to read it before decapitating her, then killing myself before getting caught.
· !NoGoD1GamE (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #342,065
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You wouldn't have to kill yourself. Just get found wearing parts of her body, or eating some of her, or smearing her shit all over your face or all of the above or something.
You'd bet set for life then bro.
+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,085
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
@342,060 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
He's got a point you know, if you did something like that then your Autphag manifesto would be read by millions.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,109
@342,060 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is unlikely to be able to stay outside long enough to kidnap someone without having one of his silly little meltdowns.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,133
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Like you aren't able to go outside long enough to refrain from thinking you're being followed by the MI5 and paranormal ghosts as a person suffering from schizophrenia?
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·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #342,140
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Your autism is flaring up.
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