Topic: Autphag, all joking aside, I have this to say about your suicide plan, please read it.
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #29,323
Think about the consequences for if it goes wrong. You could end up causing yourself severe brain damage and end up spending the rest of your life as a housebound, retarded vegetable, spewing incoherent gibberish with every sentence you utter.
So be careful.
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 56 seconds later[T] [B] #341,386
According to everyone, that's how I live now minus the housebound part.
At least I wouldn't be able to write here anymore. You should consider yourself lucky.
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,403
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Stop self-loathing, faggot. Find a nice girlfriend who doesn't want to have sex and enjoy your life.
+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,406
Positive sides of one less on planet.
More Oxygen. More resources. Death becomes plant food (in the very long term)
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,418
@previous (D)
I was very thrifty on all of those anyway, and I'm not a very big person so there's not a lot of me to go around.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,419
@341,403 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
> Find a nice girlfriend who doesn't want to have sex.
They don't exist, even in my age bracket, funnily enough.
·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,422
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Okay then, my next advice is stop being against sex.
·Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,423
@341,419 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Bet there are a lot of lonely old nuns near by where you live.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,455
@341,386 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Just get a hobby or something
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,463
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
> bawwww
Stop being such a mad sport now that you've been shown up as a fail-troll and chronic poll-spammer.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,480
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
wat
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,522
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
I believe he's referring to your habit of following The Doctor around everywhere and, amusingly bereft of irony, getting upset over people who laugh at him. It goes such:
Doc: Shitpost
Anon: lol, pedo :)
You (30 seconds later): Waaahhh!!! You follow the Doctor everywhere!! Stop it! Stop bullying him!!
And then Doc himself laughs at you and tells you to stay off his side, leaving you looking very silly. But do carry it on, it's funny.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,526
@previous (A)
So you've noticed it too, I'm not alone.
@341,480 (!NoGoD1GamE)
Take note, kiddo.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,528
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
See. I told you madaboutdoc is mad at me
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,530
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
What proof other than circumstantial evidence do you have of
@OP being madaboutdoc?
+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,533
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I am madaboutdoc.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,534
@341,528 (!NoGoD1GamE)
I've seen no evidence of anybody on here being 'mad' at you, you're just desperately trying to be a 'name' around here, the ultimate 'accolade' of having made someone 'mad'. It's pathetic watching you try to 'join in' by clinging to Doc and aspiring to be like him.
Shall I walk you through it again? You leap into every thread, no matter how obscure, the moment someone laughs at the Doctor and you say: "Waaahh!! Stop following the Doctor everywhere!!" And you really, genuinely, honestly and truly do not see the irony of this, no?
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,535
@341,530 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
None, of course. What proof do you have that I'm not madaboutdoc or the doc himself? Or anti, or rapeculture or anyone else etc
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,537
@341,534 (A)
lol links to the
every thread please.
Like this one?
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/29006 ·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,538
@341,535 (!NoGoD1GamE)
I never claimed these things to be untrue, though. It has crossed my mind occasionally.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,539
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Sometimes I impersonate posters here, badly. For my own enjoyment ·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,540
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
Badly is right, if not an understatement, which is why I was left with doubt.
+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,541
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I thought you were killing yourself.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,543
@previous (G)
2 days, faggot, waiting for the stuff to arrive; I told you already.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,546
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Just get a hobby or something. Find something you like to do, and want to continue to do.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,547
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
> hurr b urself ·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,549
@341,543 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
How long will it be until you are dead?
@341,546 (!NoGoD1GamE)
His new hobby is killing himself and he is already failing at that.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,550
@341,547 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Instead of killing yourself.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,551
@341,549 (G)
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
> samefag · !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,552
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,553
@341,551 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
nope
·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,555
@341,552 (!NoGoD1GamE)
Ok quack
@341,551 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Ok quack
+Dr. Autphag !wCUWeDmeus — 12.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #341,569
> You could end up causing yourself severe brain damage and end up spending the rest of your life as a housebound, retarded vegetable, spewing incoherent gibberish with every sentence you utter.
rofl
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