Topic: Finally found a plausably fail-safe suicide method for instant CNS death

Diclazepam, dipenhydramine, and an ethanol of your choice --- any common alcoholic beverage will do. The former two are legal without prescription and the indication for success seems good. I can get the benzodiazepine from any research chemist with no license, at a high enough dose to off me; the dipenhydramine is just to ease potential asphyxiative pains. If I am successful, expect me to disappear. I now feel happy for the first time in months, nothing can stop me slipping into the immortal now.

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God will open his arms for you and absorb you into himself so you may no bliss

Helium canister, plastic bag, done.

@previous (C)
Degree of failure if it's not a specifically designed exit bag is higher, and I can't seem to find the exit bag anywhere. Meanwhile, I've found all the ingredients available for my cocktail, ordered as of now.

@OP
If you really want to die just live. Life comes with an expiration date.

@previous (D)
Life expectancy even in a shithole like Northern Ireland is still 70 years approx. In my case it might be a little longer seeing as I've taken better care of myself sans drug use. I can't wait 2.5 more decades.

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag can not muster to take his life, as it would violate the obsession to keep posting on TC.

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@previous (E)
Uh, muster isn't an intransitive verb. Where the fuck is the object? Do you not mean 'muster the will'?

The owners of this site have a duty of care over OP!
They must contact his ISP and warn them of the suicide attempt!

I am in the UK and can contact them if you wish!
Just send me OPs IP history!

Go easy on the diphenhydramine. I had a lovely time in a mental ward because of that.

@341,375 (Gavin !!I8orsyAAN)

As a doctor, I agree. They should also send the police to his house.

@OP
But, then the Jews will win.

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Topic: Finally found a plausably fail-safe suicide method for instant CNS death

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago #29,320

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #341,333

+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,338

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #341,341

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