Topic: Will Bert step it up to 8 shot cocktails?

+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #29,231

Bert if you can read this then you should step it up to 8 shot cocktails.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #340,213

After Ducky breaks his heart there will be a recovery period where bert may be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,217

Berts veins flow with smack, booze, and the cum from fat nigger cocks.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,218

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
One should never mix smack with cum it could cause a clot.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,219

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I guess that's why he thins his blood with alcohol. It makes sense, and it's safe.

+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,220

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,221

@340,219 (!NoGoD1GamE)
Hmm you may be right, perhaps Bert is brighter than he lets on.

+Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,222

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,223

@340,218 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Everclear has been shown to have similar properties to EDTA and heparin so he will never clot.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,262

@previous (A)
Really? I'd love to read that study or w/e if you have a link. I wonder how much everclear would be equivalent to say 5,000 units of heparin.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #340,288

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
An 8 shot cocktail is the equivalent of 240mL of heparin.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #340,298

@previous (A)
What's the strength of the heparin solution in that example?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #340,305

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
190 proof

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #340,311

@previous (A)
Lol, okay.

+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,387

@340,218 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
hahahahahahahahahahaa....so were you hospitalized....or did you tough it out in bed at home?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,397

@340,311 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Lol. I doubt it's like heparin or EDTA or sodium citrate.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,400

@340,218 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
@340,387 (F)
yes anti. tell us your smack/cum experienxe

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,411

@340,220 (D)
poor Phil...he only got six million when they fired him..

+Anti — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,423

@340,400 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It causes precipitation in an IV soln. We discovered this when taking blood from a 50yo junkie from TN who had recently mainlined the combination.

@340,397 (A)
Pssh, whateves. I'm going to push subbing everclear for heparin to save money.

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