Topic: Where do you urinate when you're too lazy to leave your computer fort?
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #29,190
I urinate in an old flower vase from my last girlfriend.
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #339,609
What the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus H. Christ, Mother Mary, Joseph, and Satan.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #339,612

I just pee in my shorts and mop it up with a towel later.
+quack — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #339,617
Thinking back of the nice time we had still makes me cry like a faggot and its been over for months. Now I just piss my pants while crying
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #339,618
@339,612 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #339,792
I pee my pants. idc I dont wanna get up. idc.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #339,801
The toilet.
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,099
my computer fort is 2 feet from my potty room door
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,101
I'm just going to assume from this that half of TC must just lay a tarp out beneath their battle stations.
+Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,104
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Or lay a tarp from the fort to the potty room door. Because 2 feet is impressive distance, but doesn't allow for drips.
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #340,108
@previous (I)
Well I guess that's the most sensible thing to do short of you know walking to the bathroom. I like to think there's a really creative tinycomrade that has the tarp on a ramp and it just flows down to a drain in their bathroom, probably not though. The worst part of all of this (beyond the amazing laziness factor) would be the smell. I'm sure their tarps would just be some sort of cesspool of stale urine and old semen.
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