Topic: I WILL TELL YOU THIS....IF ANY MOD BANSW DUCKY....I WILL DEVOUR YOU..

+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #29,023

I know I have said a lot of craziness before.....but id you ban ducky /I WILL come after you and cannibalilize you.....with A_1 steak sauce........that is a promise..

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 41 seconds later[T] [B] #337,779

They aren't going to ban me, Bert. Don't worry. I'm still here and I won't be leaving anytime soon.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #337,781

how terrifying

+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,786

Your threats are as impotent as your dick. Also, ducky isn't going to get sexually involved with you, you deluded, drunken fuckwit.

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,791

@previous (D)
Quack, it's time you got over me already. When I say we're through, we're through. That means we won't be back together. At all. I'm sorry Quack. Just how it's got to be.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,795

@337,781 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I C you have found your way into an A and B conversation..

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,796

@previous (A)
You realise that you're posting on a public board, yes?

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,797

@337,791 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
quack has learned so much from bert already, he won't listen to reason

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,800

@337,796 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
ok....let's sort this out.....wtf is your major malfunction....wench?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,803

@337,796 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
you know I LOVE YOU.....yet you continually bust my balls....seemingly for the fun of it......what gives?

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,805

@337,791 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

Do I have to be Quack to point out how fucking creepy Bert is?

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,806

@337,800 (A)
You're a drunken mess.

@337,803 (A)
Gross.

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,807

@337,800 (A)
@337,803 (A)
What the hell, Bert?? I thought you were for me. We were going to spend our lives together. I'm not going to lie, this hurts. Now I know how Quack feels.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,810

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag..

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,811

@previous (A)
What do you mean fag? So you're turning on me that quickly? Seriously? We were PERFECT for each other, Bert. You even made a ton of threads dedicated to ME. Not TRIPTYCH. This is cold.

+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,814

Bert

> .with A_1 steak sauce

Strawberries n Cream on delicate parts makes sense. Steak Sauce? Its high in acid n probably wood hurt ducky delicate parts

+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,816

@337,805 (D)
Yes, only quack would feel the need to point out how creepy bert is , quack.

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #337,820

@previous (G)

Whatever bro, I'm gonna go fuck my Uzbekistanian hottie on top of some more mountains.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,011

@previous (D)
so.....after that happens.....and you wake up....come back and see us..

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,023

@previous (A)

And once again the joke flies right over Bert's head. What's it like living a life completely oblivious to anything that's actually going on around you?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,035

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

blissful..

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,080

bandsaw?

+Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,082

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Lol 10/10

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,208

@337,814 (Syntax )
Pretty sure he was going to eat any mod that banned Ducky. You're his freind, have you taken Drunkology 101 yet?

+Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,270

@337,786 (D)
You don't know this.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,302

@previous (K)
exactly..

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,334

@338,270 (K)

Yes I do.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,339

@previous (D)
and then...you woke up..

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,343

@previous (A)

Go drink some more.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,346

@previous (D)
go think up some more half assed retorts to reply with when I put you on your knees...son..

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,349

@previous (A)

> and then...you woke up..

> half assed retorts

Really?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,351

@previous (D)
YEAH....deal with it..

·Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,471

@338,334 (D)
So you're fucking ducky and personally know her? Rigghhht.

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,477

@previous (K)

What the fuck are you talking about? I was saying Bert's threats are worth fuck all and Ducky is never going to have sex with him, where are you getting this from?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #338,493

@previous (D)
if maiming some assboy who hurt her made it one hundred percent clear I was to never sex her....then hell yes I would avenge her honor.....damn straight I would..

+Anonymous L — 12.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,571

@337,781 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)

> how terrifying

I expected another rape threat actually. This was dissapointing

·Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,616

@338,477 (D)
Me? Where the fuck are you getting your info from, you're the one who knows duckys every thought apparently. Mad clairvoyance, bro *high five*

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,633

@previous (K)

Oh yeah, you're right actually, I'm sure Ducky is constantly moist at the thought of this old drunken loser climbing on top of her and attempting to penetrate her with his half limp whiskey dick.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,637

@338,270 (K)
@338,302 (A)
ok, op.

+Anonymous M — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,640

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
please consider banning bert

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,641

@previous (M)
stop that..

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,643

@338,640 (M)
Seconded.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,645

@338,640 (M)
right, he said he'll devour any mod daring banning ducky, but no words about banning him, so I guess he'd consider his ban fair and justified.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,647

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
this is not the right thing to consider........stop the insanity..

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,648

@338,645 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'll have to consult my spiritual adviser. I suspect this "devouring" may be some sort of perverse slang which I am not hip to.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,650

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
something similar to bonjour I guess
Sprite anyway

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,653

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Is that like saying 'hello' in Japan?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,656

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
maaaaaybe

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,682

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not knowing how to say hello in Japan is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, On has never had surprise sex.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,685

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I doubt he has had much of any sort of sexual intimacy..

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,686

@338,682 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
well said

·Fucky — 12.8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,728

@338,633 (D)
It's not your fucking right to say though, now is it? Fucking douche.

·Fucky — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,729

@338,637 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thanks for not modabuse, else you'd know better.

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #338,772

@338,728 (Fucky )

I can say whatever I like about the subject, thanks.

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