Topic: so my dad keeps accidentally paying for cell phone porn

+Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago #28,826

because he's one of those people who click the "congratulations, you are the 1000000th visitor, collect your free iphone" ads

3rd time in a row his bill was over 100 euros

mfw my parents are argueing atm and it's too loud and annoying me

+Anonymous B — 12.8 years ago, 56 seconds later[T] [B] #335,910

You live with your parents?

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,912

@previous (B)
well they both work full time and have a large house which i have to myself all day long and which isn't far from university so paying for an apartment would be just a waste of money.
I'm gona move out when I graduate in june.

+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,917

@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Do you bring bitches ad hoes back?

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,919

@previous (C)
I have only ever introduced one to my parents.
I have a friend who owns a hotel where I can hang out for free whenever I want to...

+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,921

@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
You sound like you have it pretty good. Too bad you're too dumb to realize it.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,923

@previous (D)
what do you mean? please elaborate...

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,926

@335,912 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
You'll never move.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,927

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
well actually i wanna move across the ocean so plan B is to stay for a little longer and save money for the move

yes, you heard me, I'm going to atlanta to get you

and marry your cousin

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,931

@335,923 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
You're very privileged. Learn to check it.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,932

@previous (C)
yeah I get that part but why are you saying I'm not realizing it?

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,933

@335,927 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Doubt it.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,935

@335,927 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
You live in a good country in the nice part of Europe. Why would you want to move anywhere else?

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,936

@previous (D)
1) taxes
2) taxes
3) government thinks they are smarter than i am and tells me how to run my life
4) taxes

socialism, which is the prevailing system in most european countries, is inherently only good for below-average citizens

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,939

LOL my mom called the cell phone company and got a child safety plan that blocks porn from his phone lolol

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,942

@335,936 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
And I'm assuming you think you're some sort of above-average citizen? Get over yourself.

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,943

By the way, you should also ask your dad if he has a Nigerian uncle who recently died.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,944

@335,942 (F)
above average income i mean

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,995

@335,936 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
You have just voiced the same argument that a lot of Americans voice about America.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,998

@previous (D)
yeah except that those americans would instantly an hero if they knew about the situation in europe lol

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #336,000

@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Ok. Enjoy the constant "hey I thought people from Australia had funnier accents" phrase you will hear constantly.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #336,001

@previous (D)
mfw a cashier in texas almost called the cops on me thinking i stole a credit card because i don't sound very australian

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #336,003

@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Yeah. You should never go to the American south or southwest.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #336,007

@336,001 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
> texas
well there you go. americans on the whole are pretty ignorant about anything outside 'murrican borders, but texans take that even farther to exclude anything outside of texas.

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