Topic: my semen has turned yellow
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #28,752
its been like it a couple of weeks now. its not a hint of yellow, it is very yellow indeed.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.8 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #335,303

I think I might have a similar problem.
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/27863·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,304
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
If it was white, I wouldn't care. that's normal. fluorescent yellow isn't.
It also hurts when I pee and ejaculate. I'm guessing its a UTI.
+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,317
@previous (A)
Congratulations on your gonorrhea.
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,318
@OP
According to google, you might have a prostate infection or even cancer.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,319
@335,317 (C)
I haven't had sex in over 2 months.
@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Well, that sucks.
·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,320
@335,304 (A)
That isn't normal for me.
@previous (A)
I've never had sex.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,321
@335,303 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,323
@335,320 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Do you masturbate?
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,336
go to the doctor
+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,337
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What colour is your semen?
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,338
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,339
+Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,340
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
nvm
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,341
@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
excuse me?!?!?
·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,342
@335,319 (A)
> I haven't had sex in over 2 months.
Doesn't matter. See a doctor.
+Anonymous J — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,344
@335,341 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
No fair. What did he say before the edit?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,345
@previous (J)
oh my fucking god the rage I feel right now. fuck off
·Anonymous J — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,346
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Please share a little.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,349
@previous (J)
he just decided to describe vagina
·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,361
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
fluid*
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,363
@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
just stop
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,372
@335,342 (C)
I have an appointment in about 2 weeks. Should I go before then?
edit: of course I should go tomorrow, I've just been critically Ill. shouldn't take any chances.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,373
@previous (A)
yeah.
lol...
(Edited 14 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,387
I just masturbated.
Its gross, kind of yellowy brown. I flicked some jazz off my fingers into a white ceramic sink, the difference in colour is startling.
+Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,395
@previous (A)
Next time smear it on pot.
Mail to ducky.
She sucky.
+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,396
@previous (K)
Eye sucky suck thee cocky cocks.
+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,400
@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky suck suck three clits clits clits.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,403
@previous (Syntax )
Eat my yellow jizz.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,407
try fapping with domestos
·Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,409
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Excuse me There B many a Syntax.
+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,410
@previous (Syntax )
Very true.
+Anonymous O — 12.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,419
@335,409 (Syntax )
We need many syntax to keep track of falling satellites.
·Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,421
@previous (O)
Hey I did my share on the GOCE but only with lending for minutes at a tyme multiple 6 Meter Satellite dishes to watch internals as it was coming down. Never made a penny off of GOCE, but it sure was fun watching how it came down down. It was built by the same company that made my Globalstars & all the Antenna dishes I loaned GOCE, were also Alcatel Alenia.
·Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,422
@previous (Syntax )
Disrygard that. Eye sucky suck suck thee cocky cock cocks.
·Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,423
@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky suck suck three clits clits clits.
+Anonymous P — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,426
@335,421 (Syntax )
Dysregard that. Eye sucky suck thee multiple 6 Meter cocky cocks.
·Michelangelo — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,429
·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,614
@335,372 (A)
You should at least call and let them know what's going on. See what they say. Particularly if you've been sick.
·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,616
@335,344 (J)
Something about her semen being clear and tasting/smelling good. I think it was smelling. I saw it before edit :)
+Anonymous Q — 12.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,629

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