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Topic: my semen has turned yellow

+Anonymous A12.8 years ago #28,752

its been like it a couple of weeks now. its not a hint of yellow, it is very yellow indeed.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP212.8 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #335,303

negi reaction 3.jpgI think I might have a similar problem.


http://www.tinychan.org/topic/27863

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #335,304

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
If it was white, I wouldn't care. that's normal. fluorescent yellow isn't.

It also hurts when I pee and ejaculate. I'm guessing its a UTI.

+Anonymous C12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,317

@previous (A)
Congratulations on your gonorrhea.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,318

image.jpg@OP

According to google, you might have a prostate infection or even cancer.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,319

@335,317 (C)
I haven't had sex in over 2 months.

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Well, that sucks.

·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP212.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,320

@335,304 (A)

That isn't normal for me.


@previous (A)

I've never had sex.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP212.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,321

negi.jpg@335,303 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #335,323

@335,320 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Do you masturbate?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,336

go to the doctor

+Anonymous G12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,337

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What colour is your semen?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,338

34352022.jpg@OP

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,339

@335,337 (G)
black

+Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,340

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
nvm

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,341

@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
excuse me?!?!?

·Anonymous C12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,342

@335,319 (A)

> I haven't had sex in over 2 months.

Doesn't matter. See a doctor.

+Anonymous J12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,344

@335,341 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
No fair. What did he say before the edit?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,345

@previous (J)
oh my fucking god the rage I feel right now. fuck off

·Anonymous J12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,346

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Please share a little.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,349

@previous (J)
he just decided to describe vagina

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,361

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
fluid*

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,363

@previous (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
just stop

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,372

@335,342 (C)
I have an appointment in about 2 weeks. Should I go before then?

edit: of course I should go tomorrow, I've just been critically Ill. shouldn't take any chances.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,373

@previous (A)
yeah.

lol...

(Edited 14 seconds later.)


·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,387

I just masturbated.

Its gross, kind of yellowy brown. I flicked some jazz off my fingers into a white ceramic sink, the difference in colour is startling.

+Anonymous K12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,395

@previous (A)
Next time smear it on pot.
Mail to ducky.
She sucky.

+Syntax 12.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,396

@previous (K)
Eye sucky suck thee cocky cocks.

+Syntax 12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,400

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky suck suck three clits clits clits.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,403

@previous (Syntax )
Eat my yellow jizz.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,407

try fapping with domestos

·Syntax 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,409

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Excuse me There B many a Syntax.

+Syntax 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,410

@previous (Syntax )
Very true.

+Anonymous O12.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,419

@335,409 (Syntax )
We need many syntax to keep track of falling satellites.

·Syntax 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,421

GOCE satellite 3.jpg@previous (O)
Hey I did my share on the GOCE but only with lending for minutes at a tyme multiple 6 Meter Satellite dishes to watch internals as it was coming down. Never made a penny off of GOCE, but it sure was fun watching how it came down down. It was built by the same company that made my Globalstars & all the Antenna dishes I loaned GOCE, were also Alcatel Alenia.

·Syntax 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,422

@previous (Syntax )
Disrygard that. Eye sucky suck suck thee cocky cock cocks.

·Syntax 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,423

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky suck suck three clits clits clits.

+Anonymous P12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,426

@335,421 (Syntax )
Dysregard that. Eye sucky suck thee multiple 6 Meter cocky cocks.

·Michelangelo 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,429

Statue penis.jpg@previous (P)

·Anonymous C12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,614

@335,372 (A)
You should at least call and let them know what's going on. See what they say. Particularly if you've been sick.

·Anonymous C12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,616

@335,344 (J)
Something about her semen being clear and tasting/smelling good. I think it was smelling. I saw it before edit :)

+Anonymous Q12.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #335,629

lEirbcO.gifUpgrade to red.

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