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Topic: I just woke up. I don't want to get out of bed but I want to get out of bed.
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #28,675
How do I get out of this bed? I may spend all day in bed and I don't want to. There is no reason for me not to which is causing my motivational conflicts.
+Anti — 12.8 years ago, 44 seconds later[T] [B] #334,577
Light it on fire.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #334,579
@previous (Anti )
I'd have to get out of bed to get a lighter.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,584
nah stay in bed. all you need is pot.
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,588
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
This.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,590
@334,584 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> all you need is pot.
Are you saying I should stay in bed and just be stoned all day?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,595
·Anti — 12.8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,596
@334,584 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
But OP doesn't have a lighter
! ·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,599
@previous (Anti )
all he needs to go is quickly get his pot supplies then get back into bed then never leave till he runs outa pot stuff then take a nap bfor going to get more to repeat cycle forever
....this is how you get power
+Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,602
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
is ur phone off
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,604
oh my GOD
·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,611
@334,602 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
No. She just doesn't like you anymore, Quack.
+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,612
@334,602 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Just leave and never come back
·Anti — 12.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,613
@334,599 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> This is how you get power
What? No, power obviously comes from Satan. You just recharge and relax once in a while by smoking pot and staying in bed all day.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,616
@334,595 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I love the idea. I finally got out of bed.
@334,596 (Anti )
Thank you for the suggestions but I'm out of bed now. I decided I would rather get up and move around instead of lay here and turn into a blob of fat.
+Beebs — 12.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,617
@334,613 (Anti )
And fapping to shawarma. It's the closest to ducky I will ever get.
·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,618
@334,604 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
lol k asshole
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,620
@334,602 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Creepy. Next time, instead of posting,use your deductive reasoning skills to come to the conclusion of suicide, make a plan, then follow through with it.
·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,621
@334,617 (Beebs )
@334,618 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Okay, Quack.
·Beebs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,623
@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,624
@334,617 (Beebs )
@334,618 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Cry moar, quack.
·Anti — 12.8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,625
@334,616 (A)
Probably for the best.
@334,617 (Beebs )
Okay, FakeBeebs.
·Beebs — 12.8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,626
@334,624 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,629
@334,623 (Beebs )
@previous (Beebs )
Lolwut
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