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Topic: I just woke up. I don't want to get out of bed but I want to get out of bed.

+Anonymous A12.8 years ago #28,675

How do I get out of this bed? I may spend all day in bed and I don't want to. There is no reason for me not to which is causing my motivational conflicts.

+Anti 12.8 years ago, 44 seconds later[T] [B] #334,577

Light it on fire.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #334,579

@previous (Anti )
I'd have to get out of bed to get a lighter.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,584

nah stay in bed. all you need is pot.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,588

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
This.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,590

@334,584 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> all you need is pot.
Are you saying I should stay in bed and just be stoned all day?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,595

@previous (A)
yep. hehe

·Anti 12.8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,596

@334,584 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
But OP doesn't have a lighter!

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,599

@previous (Anti )
all he needs to go is quickly get his pot supplies then get back into bed then never leave till he runs outa pot stuff then take a nap bfor going to get more to repeat cycle forever

....this is how you get power

+Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU12.8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,602

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
is ur phone off

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,604

oh my GOD

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,611

tmp_showbiz-tim-heidecker-1582561788.jpg@334,602 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
No. She just doesn't like you anymore, Quack.

+Anonymous F12.8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,612

@334,602 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Just leave and never come back

·Anti 12.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,613

@334,599 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> This is how you get power

What? No, power obviously comes from Satan. You just recharge and relax once in a while by smoking pot and staying in bed all day.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,616

@334,595 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I love the idea. I finally got out of bed.

@334,596 (Anti )
Thank you for the suggestions but I'm out of bed now. I decided I would rather get up and move around instead of lay here and turn into a blob of fat.

+Beebs 12.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,617

@334,613 (Anti )
And fapping to shawarma. It's the closest to ducky I will ever get.

·Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU12.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,618

@334,604 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
lol k asshole

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,620

@334,602 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Creepy. Next time, instead of posting,use your deductive reasoning skills to come to the conclusion of suicide, make a plan, then follow through with it.

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,621

@334,617 (Beebs )
@334,618 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)
Okay, Quack.

·Beebs 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,623

image.jpg@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,624

image.jpg@334,617 (Beebs )
@334,618 (Elmer Fudd !DIIsquackU)

Cry moar, quack.

·Anti 12.8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,625

@334,616 (A)
Probably for the best.

@334,617 (Beebs )
Okay, FakeBeebs.

·Beebs 12.8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,626

image.jpg@334,624 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #334,629

@334,623 (Beebs )
@previous (Beebs )
Lolwut

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