Topic: Ducky now that you broke up with Quack, reasons why you should try Bert.
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #28,465
1) You like older men as all good women should. Bert is quite older.
2) Where Quack wants you to stop smoking dope, Bert does intoxicants himself and he was fine with his former love, Triptych doing tons and tons and tons of drugs to fill the void in herself where creativity should be.
3) He's funny. See his posts.
4) He's got money. His postings about his lawnmower show he lives in a nice home with a lawn.
5) Bert does not have autism or a caretaker.
+Anonymous B — 12.8 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #332,660
okay, leonidas
+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,662
Shut up, Leonidas.
+M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,665

I think Leonidas has some excellent points.
+Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,701
@previous (M !HS8PU6P2TM)
Bert & Mo Landscaping. The two of you should get a trailer together.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,702
lol
·M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,704
@332,701 (E)
I'm not educated in that trade. I would prove a rather lousy partner, not that Bert would be any better.
+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,713
@332,701 (E)
You can't have a boy seizing whilst lawn mowing. Morbid needs gentler pursuits.
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,728
don't most homes have lawns
+Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,732
LoL I am as such an older gentleman aaaaaaaaaand
just prefer older more experience for you know wat
·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,738
@previous (I)
Good thing then this is for Bert, not you.
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