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Topic: I googled "son masturbating too much"

+Anonymous A12.8 years ago #28,341

One of the results was a forum for mothers and the answer was :

> Finally, one day when I discovered him once again masturbating (and I was in an angry mood from work, which I admit didn't enhance my judgment!), I Made him pull back his blanket, look at his magazine and finish the act while I leaned against the door and watched. He was totally humiliated. It may not be the best way to handle the matter, but it does seem to have worked!

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+M !HS8PU6P2TM12.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #331,444

1382904963719458.jpgGet help, quack.

+Autophagy 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,446

Congrats on being added to an NSA watchlist.

+Anonymous D12.8 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,447

Okay, morbid's mother.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,450

@331,446 (Autophagy )
Their sons must masturbate too much too.

+Anonymous E12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,453

@331,447 (D)

> Okay, morbid's mother.

Genuinely the only time I've ever laughed out loud on here

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,455

i remember when we first got the internet, my friend told me to google pee and poo

+Anonymous G12.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,457

@331,453 (E)
Morbid uses tweezers to fap with.

+Anonymous H12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,462

@331,455 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> my friend told me to google pee and poo

You've known Matt all this time?

·Autophagy 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,468

@331,450 (A)
I blame crushing videos.

@previous (H)
Ducky is Quack 1.0 and Matt was impersonating her for half of Quack's tryst.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,469

@331,462 (H)
no it was a cute 9 year old girl with pretty hair

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,470

she wants the dick

·Anonymous H12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,473

@331,469 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

> no it was a cute 9 year old girl with pretty hair

It could have been him in disguise for all you know.

+Anonymous J12.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,480

and a medium coke.jpg@331,470 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk12.8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #331,525

@331,473 (H)
Only if ducky somehow entered bizarro-world fat fuck's dream realm could he pass himself off as a "cute 9 year old girl with pretty hair". remember, even in his fantasies he's a deadbeat dad.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,568

@331,447 (D)
hahahaha if only you knew morbid's mother

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