Topic: I googled "son masturbating too much"
+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #28,341
One of the results was a forum for mothers and the answer was :
> Finally, one day when I discovered him once again masturbating (and I was in an angry mood from work, which I admit didn't enhance my judgment!), I Made him pull back his blanket, look at his magazine and finish the act while I leaned against the door and watched. He was totally humiliated. It may not be the best way to handle the matter, but it does seem to have worked!
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+M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #331,444

Get help, quack.
+Autophagy — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,446
Congrats on being added to an NSA watchlist.
+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,447
Okay, morbid's mother.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,450
@331,446 (Autophagy )
Their sons must masturbate too much too.
+Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,453
@331,447 (D)
> Okay, morbid's mother.
Genuinely the only time I've ever laughed out loud on here
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,455
i remember when we first got the internet, my friend told me to google pee and poo
+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,457
@331,453 (E)
Morbid uses tweezers to fap with.
+Anonymous H — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,462
@331,455 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> my friend told me to google pee and poo
You've known Matt all this time?
·Autophagy — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,468
@331,450 (A)
I blame crushing videos.
@previous (H)
Ducky is Quack 1.0 and Matt was impersonating her for half of Quack's tryst.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,469
@331,462 (H)
no it was a cute 9 year old girl with pretty hair
+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,470
she wants the dick
·Anonymous H — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,473
@331,469 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> no it was a cute 9 year old girl with pretty hair
It could have been him in disguise for all you know.
+Anonymous J — 12.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,480
@331,470 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12.8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #331,525
@331,473 (H)
Only if ducky somehow entered bizarro-world fat fuck's dream realm could he pass himself off as a "cute 9 year old girl with pretty hair". remember, even in his fantasies he's a deadbeat dad.
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,568
@331,447 (D)
hahahaha if only you knew morbid's mother
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