Topic: it's midnight and I'm hungry

+quack !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago #28,314

i live in the middle of nowhere

do i drive 11 miles to get fast food

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
yes yolo	-	0%
no ur fat	-	0%

+M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #331,183

Drink more first, then drive.

+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #331,184

Yes, but have a long, stiff drink first, and drive really fast with the lights off along a narrow mountain road.

·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #331,185

@331,183 (M !HS8PU6P2TM)
You steal my gag idea one more time I'll fucking assrape you with a cactus

+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #331,187

have your caretaker make you some....uhhhhh....whatever it is that dorks like..

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,189

there are no cops in the middle of nowhere

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,193

@331,184 (C)
child's play..

+Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,195

@331,189 (quack !DIIsquackU)

What about that caretaker? ????

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,197

@previous (E)
there is no caretaker

brb food ill post when im there... if

+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,201

@OP
You are too beta to drink and drive. I'm surprised you were able to get the bottle open.

·Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,203

@331,197 (quack !DIIsquackU)

I thought so. Morbid was a liar.

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,225

there arent even any ppl to have accidents w

·M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 59 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,230

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)

Drive faster.

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,232

@previous (M !HS8PU6P2TM)
autobahn

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,234

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
That picture is probably pretty accurate to your vision right now

·M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,237

@331,232 (quack !DIIsquackU)

I hope you're bumping 15 inch subs.

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,252

im alive

·Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,258

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)

Matt has everyone here obsessed with McDonald's!!!!

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,261

@331,252 (quack !DIIsquackU)
so far

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,284

mfw a fat person took a cab to get to mcdonald's now the cabs waiting for him

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,290

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
one time i saw a huge lady get out of a car on the curb to a restaurant and instead of stepping up onto the curb she walked like 10 feet backwards to the small ramp so she could get onto the curb.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,300

> quack does 160kph while taking photos and posting them to tinychan
> mfw quack fulfilled the poll prophecy

+Anonymous J — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #331,302

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
178kph

·Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #331,324

@331,284 (quack !DIIsquackU)

In the USA they ride electric fat person scooters there.

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #331,328

@previous (E)
edit due to edit

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

+Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #331,357

@331,258 (E)
Yeah, because no one knew about McDonalds until Matt.

·Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #331,382

@331,328 (quack !DIIsquackU)
My phone submitted before I finished

@previous (K)
People talk about it a lot more and on f2bbs where Walter is ironstorm88

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,396

@331,232 (quack !DIIsquackU)
Better speed up or you'll get run over.

No speed limit=awesome.

·Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,401

@331,382 (E)
You don't have to make excuses for your hero worship, buddy.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,403

@331,234 (!NoGoD1GamE)
omg rofl

+HonestAndTrveAnti — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,408

@331,184 (C)
Epic 4 shot cocktail then speed through a school zone at 120mph to get to Wendys?

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,414

@previous (HonestAndTrveAnti )
Quack is just an Austrian version of Bert.

@OP
Did you order a bag of dicks and eat them all? I bet you did. I bet you ordered a bag of dicks and are every single one of them. I hope you choke to death on your vomit made of dicks.

·M !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,423

@previous (F)

> Quack is just an Austrian version of Bert.

This. He's driving on the road to becoming Bert, and he's speeding while under the influence.

+Anonymous O — 12.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,640

@previous (M !HS8PU6P2TM)

He's becoming Walter

+Anonymous P — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #331,641

@previous (O)
@331,423 (M !HS8PU6P2TM)
no he is the tardspawn of bert and McWalter

iz funny cuz McWalter likes penis in sewerpipe.

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