Topic: God, I am fucking sexy.

+postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 12.8 years ago #28,154

Literally everyone wants to be with me, it's almost taxing. I turn down at least 5 or 6 people every time I go out. I can't go to a bar without at least a few people buying me drinks, I can't stay sober with looks like these!!!

My girlfriend fell in love with me within a few days, because I have an unlimited amount of charm, I can do the same thing to basically anyone. Sometimes I try not to, but I can't help it, people are so fucking easy.

I am the best, literally the best person who has ever existed, and I will one day conquer the world, or kill a lot of people trying. Anyone who stands in my way is fucking dead. Because I deserve everything.

Your's,
John.

+Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #329,846

Fail!

·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,847

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk )
See, everyone either wants to be with me, or be me. Glad to see that you're no different.

+Morbid !X1WYwquTXU — 12.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,862

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,870

BAAAAWWWWWW WHY WONT CUPCAKE LOVE ME!?!? I TOLD HER THAT SHE HAS TO, AND NOW SHE HAS CUT ME OUT OF HER LIFE! I CONTACTED HER PARENTS AND THEY SAID THEY NEVER LIKED ME ANYWAY. IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,886

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
An angel has to be a worm before it can spread its wings.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,887

@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
okay, grasshopper

+Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,889

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
Stop giving this hooker attention.

·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,891

@329,887 (!NoGoD1GamE)
If I ever see you again I will beat you into submission.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,893

@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)

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