Topic: One way in which the Christian marriage ceremony could be made more interesting
+Sister Maria — 12.8 years ago #28,120
Instead of saying "You may now kiss the bride", the priest should instead say "you may now blow your husband", at which point the new bride removes her veil, drops to her knees and blows her groom; the assembled family and friends sit in solemn silence until the husband explodes in her face, at which point they erupt in applause.
+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #329,471
> until the husband explodes in her face
Me thinks you're watching wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2much porn.
Me thinks you're watching wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2much porn.
+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,472
+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,474
+Syntax — 12.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,475
+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,477
Back when I was OP's age 14??, I never would have imagined that some day porn would be do readily available.
·Sister Maria (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,479
@previous (F)
> would be do readily
Did you further imagine you might one day be able to construct a coherent sentence?
> would be do readily
Did you further imagine you might one day be able to construct a coherent sentence?
·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,481
·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,489
@329,479 (Sister Maria )
No, unfortunately I wasn't thinking that far ahead. Back in HS I was too much of a goofball and am paying for it now by misspelling a word or three on an anonymous chan.
Take that as an example of how not to behave your freshman year, and you'll be ok. Hell you're already a pretty good little speller.
No, unfortunately I wasn't thinking that far ahead. Back in HS I was too much of a goofball and am paying for it now by misspelling a word or three on an anonymous chan.
Take that as an example of how not to behave your freshman year, and you'll be ok. Hell you're already a pretty good little speller.
·Sister Maria (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,490
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,491
lol ye
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,492
+morbid !v.2GC0aIsw — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #329,510
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