Topic: does Walter really eat at McDonalds four times every day?

+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #28,095

why hasn't anyone told him about wendys??

+Anonymous B — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #329,015

Yeah, but he drives a cargo van now. So he only needs to make 1 trip.

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,021

Matt shtick is a bannable offense. Final warning.

+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,024

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
http://minichan.org/topic/32315

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,025

@329,021 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
would you....if Matt gave you a $1000.00 McDonalds gift certificate.....bury your nostrils all up in between his buttcheeks and sniff his poots?

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,026

@329,024 (D)
Spanky drives an F150 so he can go on fast food quests throughout Chicagoland.

+Anonymous E — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #329,028

@329,025 (A)
He sure would if Matt put on a dress.

+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,228

@329,026 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

It thought you were Spanky. F2BBS keeps saying "Spanky" and I ask and they say it's you.

Though I keep seeing them calling you McWalter. Original Lonely Guy probably is behind it. Hey were you ever a moderator there? I saw that he put you on probation for "racism".

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,351

@previous (F)
Spanky is a completely different person. He is almost 600lbs and he only eats fast food and Panera Bread.

Someone from this board goes there and spams McWalter but no one else calls me that. OLG is definitely not the one behind it. And he really isn't a mod, I just feel like playing along with his pretend moderator shtick.

+morbid !v.2GC0aIsw — 12.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,355

ARR ARR ARR !!

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,356

@329,351 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
You weigh twice that at least, Walter.

+Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,357

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
how much do you weigh, Cedric?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,360

@previous (I)
You know, you should space your posts a bit further, otherwise you make it exceedingly obvious that you are, in fact, the Doctor.

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,367

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
No, I'm not. Just answer the question.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,371

@previous (I)
You are the Doctor. That was rather swift for an autist, deflecting your own shiftiness like I'm the one being evasive, when you're of the race of pathological liars. Cheers.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,376

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Your autism is flaring up.

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,377

@329,371 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
And yesterday I was 4 other people, according to you.

How much do you weigh, how tall are you, and what's your bmi?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,378

@329,376 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@329,367 (I)
Near synchronicity. Now you'll protest saying "how can we possibly be on at the same time?" Tut-tut.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,379

@329,377 (I)
I never made such claims, you're paranoid. Schizophrenia and autism are not necessarily mutually exclusive, right enough.

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,382

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Yeah, you did. Do you not remember what happened less than 24 hours ago? Lay off the pipe.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,383

@previous (I)
How can I remember a faceless retard? My god, and you call me self-centered, then demand me to give a fuck about you long enough to stay in my hippocampus. Hypocrite.

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,384

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You're all over the place recently.

meltdowns, forgetfulness, misplaced anger, usi. Are you in crisis?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,385

@previous (I)
All describe you to a tee mate. I don't know why you continually insist on such aggressive displacement. Are you really that desperate to forget yourself? Do you really perturb yourself that much? You have absolutely no self-respect. I should expect that from racial inferiors; nothing going for them, whatsoever.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,386

@329,378 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Feeblemindedness is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag doesn't understand that it is possible for more than one person to visit a website at the same time.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,390

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
As a person suffering from closeted autism, the Doctor took my statement far too literally, interpreting 'the same time' to literally mean 'instantaneously.'

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,393

@329,385 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
or, in other words, "no u". We went over this yesterday, autphag. No doubt you've conveniently forgotten that too.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,394

@329,390 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Homosexuality is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is a closeted homosexual.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,397

@329,393 (I)
We did. You've forgotten that, being of the inferior races, you need to contextualize white logic into a simpler form for your comprehension. As such, you're just repackaging my statements into a convenient all-purpose strawman. You're an idiot, truly.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,399

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
No, I'm not.

Genetically, I'm about as perfect as possible.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,402

@previous (I)
> [citation needed]

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,525

@329,351 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

> And he really isn't a mod, I just feel like playing along with his pretend moderator shtick.

Are you a mod over there?

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,526

@329,356 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
@329,360 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

You stopped talking incoherently suddenly.

@329,371 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

You started up again.

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #329,528

@329,376 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Your autism is flaring up.

How does autism "flare up"? That implies it can go away completely.

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #330,039

Walter eats the McDonalds caesar salad and other super low calorie items.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #330,405

@329,356 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I actually weigh less than half that.
@329,525 (F)
no

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #330,408

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Defending yourself on a 2 day old post? Are you really that pathetic?

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #330,413

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Shut the fuck up you self-loathing Celtonigger and likely mischling jew

·Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #330,731

@330,405 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

I tried defending you and I guess you admit eating the fat items.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #330,811

@previous (F)
I do not eat rubbish like McDonald's. I am fat because I am lazy.

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