Topic: How was your weekend

+Mo !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.8 years ago #28,043

I felt the firm embrace of an EMT and had a catheter rammed up my dick, you?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #328,352

me too

+Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,354

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
That's right, you lost your virginity.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,355

is op real

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

+Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,356

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

No, he's just a figment of your imagination.

·Mo !HS8PU6P2TM (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,362

@328,355 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Why would I make this up.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,364

@previous (Mo !HS8PU6P2TM)
tell us more

+Anti — 12.8 years ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,365

Mine was okay... but no caths or urethral sounding.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,370

@OP
omg hahah that suckssss (catheter). hopefully you weren't awake at that point??

edit: i mean the whole thing sucks but i didn't know about the catheter

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,371

@OP
also i would like to note that i was extremely high at the time i received news of your ordeal and i freaked the FUCK OUT. so thanks and you're welcome for caring so much.

·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,372

@OP
> weekend
> I felt the firm embrace
> had a catheter rammed up my dick

The first time going to a Catholic Church can be a little unsettling.

+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,373

Waaaah waaaah my boyfriend Earl got rough with me.

·Anonymous C — 12.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,374

@previous (G)
Your boyfriend's name is Earl? Is he a trucker?

·Mo !HS8PU6P2TM (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,391

@328,371 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
That most have been fun. While in the ER I sent the text "hahaha more holidays. None fed governments can't go sleep."

And I didn't know wtf was going on when my penis started experiencing severe pain.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,392

what happened to opppppp

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,401

@328,391 (Mo !HS8PU6P2TM)
lol that txt. did they give you drugs or was your brain broken?

why didnt they just let you piss your pants? why was that necessary. id rather pee myself than have a catheter.

·Mo !HS8PU6P2TM (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,411

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
They sedated me but they wanted to observe my urine.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,413

@previous (Mo !HS8PU6P2TM)
in the urine observatory

·Mo !HS8PU6P2TM (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,427

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Yes

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