Topic: It's an anonymous poll, why the fuck lie? Just want to get a sense of the posters here.

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #28,026

The question is simple: are you a virgin? Lie, boast and brag all you like in the comments, but vote genuinely in the poll.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes, I'm a virgin	-	0%
No, I'm not	-	0%
No, I'm not, in fact I'm married	-	0%

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #328,173

@OPermavirgin will proceed to masturbate to the responses on this thread.

+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,174

As far as I know the following posters are virgins,

> Ducky
> Quack
> FuckAlms
> Negi Springfield
> Autphag
> Morbid
> Beebs

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,175

@previous (C)
> Autphag
no, but feel free to replace that with
> Anonymous C

+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,176

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is forever in a state of autistic virgin rage. As a doctor, I can confirm this.

C͕̭̭̜̘̺̭̥ͅi̝͓̞̗a̳̗͍̯o͕̳͎̙͙̩̬,̳̱̗ ̲͚̪̻̟͔̥̗T̫̟͇̪h͈̼͓̠̟͖̗̱e̖̰̞ ̥̲̠̞̞̩D͈̹̱̘̰o̺͕̱c͕̞̟̟t̮͇͕̫o̺͙̝r͔͚̱̞̻.̻̻̙̞̻̲͙͚

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,180

@previous (D)
> everyone on TC is a replication of Doctor's shtick
> all discussion must ultimately devolve to how autistic one's opponent is

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,182

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag has devolved. As a doctor, I recommend domestos.

C̳̱̝͖̹̹̙i̭͎̙̺̤̹̙a͙͇̤̻o̠̟̦̱̖͍̼,͕̩̖͚ ̹̱̹̝Y̻̤o̬̦̗̳̫̹̟͔͈u̥̹͇̙̖r̳̘̪̪ͅ ̪̲̥̞F̫̬͇̰͔̳̼̫̳r̳͖̦̲i̦̪͈e̱͔̬͙̥ṉ͎̙͕͓͕̮d̰̠l̙̟̫͚͖̩y̺ ̲̻̞̟͉N̘̜̮̙͕̰͈e̼͎͓͚̞̜̳̬̤i͍ͅg̣̹͙͙͍ͅh͖͚̗͓̬̯͙̳̦b̭̪̯̘̪̲͙͖͙o̠r̪̯̦̣̮ͅh͚̟̲̪̝̙o̗̘̭o̟̹͎ͅd̩̖̳͉͇̙ͅ ̠͚D̫̝͙o̰̰c͍̻̰͙t̜̯͍͈̙̞͈o̞̲̗͎r̗̟̫̪̰̘̙.̮̗̥̮̣̫̬̖

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #328,198

@328,174 (C)
Now lets me fair about this cause my track record on accuracy re Autphag is about 97%

Once that is One tyme as in numero uno 1.0 30 years ago he tried just Once to become a real man and that was IT.

Every single animal n fish and even bacteria get it on but with Autphag its well its as he said JUST One tyme and he did not like it. Imagine that.

Wot every animal on Planet Earth does over n over but not for Autphag.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,222

me and fuckalms r virgin sistas

+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,223

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
you had your chance and blew it.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,224

@previous (G)
as a girl, ive had plenty of chances to have sex lol

+Anonymous H — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,227

@328,223 (G)
Well then technically she's still a virgin.

·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,228

@previous (H)
how old was your mom when she lost hers?

+Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,231

@328,224 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

> as a girl, ive had plenty of chances to have sex lol

Dick beatings

+Mo !HS8PU6P2TM — 12.9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,232

@328,223 (G)

Okay, quack.

+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #328,234

@previous (Mo !HS8PU6P2TM)
quack would know the answer to that question.

+Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,252

@328,222 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

> me and fuckalms r virgin sistas

Fuckalms is male.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,270

@328,223 (G)
damnlol

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,273

@328,252 (L)
idk kook convinced me

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
wat

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,275

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I thought that was pretty funny.

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,277

@328,273 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Ducky who's your new boyfriend?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,278

@previous (L)
god

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,279

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

So you aren't going to be sharing every bit of your romantic life like Postmortem does?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,280

@previous (L)
yes ill share thx for asking

·Sheik Yiboudi — 12.9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,281

@328,278 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
WHICH ONE?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,282

@previous (Sheik Yiboudi )
allah

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,284

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

May peace and blessings be upon him. (I know this is actually just for prophets but hell why not.)

·Sheik Yiboudi — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,287

@328,282 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I WILL PAY YOUR FATHER 2 GOATS FOR YOU!

·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,289

@328,278 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
ducky that is breaking news
!NoGoD1GamE

Congratulations to you and him.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,290

@328,287 (Sheik Yiboudi )
more like the entire goat population.

@328,284 (L)
allah4eva

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,291

@328,289 (G)
oh LOL i didnt mean that

·Sheik Yiboudi — 12.9 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,292

@328,289 (G)
DUCKY IS ALLAHS VIRGIN!

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,293

@328,290 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Quack said, "just wondering how long she can go without camwhoring after her dad found out"

So how did your dad find out?

·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,295

@328,291 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Freudian slip?

Hope the two of you will live in bliss.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,298

@328,293 (L)
@previous (G)
okay, quackonidas

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,303

lol I mean the universe god not tc god

·Anonymous L — 12.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,310

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Which universe? There's a lot of parallel universes and planes and such in esoteric cosmology. Theoretically we exist in multiple univeses at once but we can only see one or two.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

·Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,312

@328,303 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
They ain't no god little girl

·Anonymous L — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,318

@previous (I)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #328,337

@328,310 (L)
dont worry there is one god for all that ^^

·Anonymous L — 12.8 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #328,768

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

I hope not. This universe is a dark one. I like to think there's other better ones with better gods.

+Anonymous N — 12.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #328,773

because i only vote to make the results a tie

+Anonymous O — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #328,782

@328,768 (L)
God made your silly little brain which imagines it is so awesome...lol..

+Mallard !UkxZ50niDE — 12.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #328,844

@328,287 (Sheik Yiboudi )
Throw in a bale of feed and you have a deal sir. I believe you are the most qualified suitor for my daughter.

·Sheik Yiboudi — 12.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,737

@previous (Mallard !UkxZ50niDE)
I KILL YOU

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