Topic: syntax.. matt is claiming he has a 14 year old girlfriend
+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,921
+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 31 seconds later[T] [B] #327,097
Protip: Matt lies.
+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 43 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #327,098
Ya might copypasta cause I B not clicking that link.
+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,300
+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,302
+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,308
·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,309
·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,310
+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,311
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,683
Syntax has a great career, is physically fit, has time for vacations and net play, has powerful friends and colleagues, and has a family of his own.
Where as Matt makes Phil's hot dogs for less than minimum wage, lives in a dimly lit apartment next to a ten myle sewer pipe in a third world country. Damn, what a loser.
Where as Matt makes Phil's hot dogs for less than minimum wage, lives in a dimly lit apartment next to a ten myle sewer pipe in a third world country. Damn, what a loser.
+Anonymous H — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,685
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,689
@327,683 (A)
Speaking of Matt n Phills Sausage - You may have missed this as its hot off the press 2day from Matt
{Editors note - 35,000 RMB is $5752.81 US - And all of a sudden he says full tyme job instead of the TWO Part Tyme jobs only days ago}
As many of my fellow expats may know, I bought Phil's sausage business when he returned to New Zealand. I have really enjoyed making and selling the sausages. However, as a full-time teacher, I simply cannot keep up with the demand. Several local restaurants and bars, as well as individuals, really like this sausage, and I feel bad that I cannot find the time to really provide it as I should.
Thus, I would like to sell the business. I would like to find someone who has a culinary background, who really loves food, and who has the time and care to continue these great sausages. Phil began the tradition, and I have tried to continue it, but I need someone to really make it shine.
We sell really delicious Western-style sausages. We use ONLY fresh pork (pig killed that morning!), the most delicious spices, and fresh hog casing. I am very insistent on quality, consistency, and recipes.
I would provide the following to the right person who buys the business:
1. The ingredient and recipe list.
2. Introduction to the suppliers.
3. The equipment, including an electric grinder and a brand-new, upright, 3 litre sausage stuffer (stainless steel, two speeds, manual).
4. Training on how to make the sausage.
5. Proprietary recipes for our two VERY popular styles of sausage, as well as some extra recipes that you will want to try.
6. A list of individual and business contacts, including one major business here in Kunming, and two major businesses in Dali.
7. An explanation of shipping and delivery logistics.
These sausages are very good, and very popular. They have the potential to make many thousands of RMB per month, IF you have the care, love, and time to devote to them. I am only interested in selling the business to those who truly love food and the culinary arts. I do not want Phil's Sausages to die or fizzle out.
The asking price for the business, including everything mentioned above, and any sort of advice you might need or want, is 35,000 RMB. This amount can be recovered through sales in only a few months, IF you can dedicate your time to it. It i a simple, straightforward, quality business.
If you are interested in talking about this offer, you can PM me here on Go Kunming, or email me at miler.teach.global@gmail.com.
Speaking of Matt n Phills Sausage - You may have missed this as its hot off the press 2day from Matt
{Editors note - 35,000 RMB is $5752.81 US - And all of a sudden he says full tyme job instead of the TWO Part Tyme jobs only days ago}
As many of my fellow expats may know, I bought Phil's sausage business when he returned to New Zealand. I have really enjoyed making and selling the sausages. However, as a full-time teacher, I simply cannot keep up with the demand. Several local restaurants and bars, as well as individuals, really like this sausage, and I feel bad that I cannot find the time to really provide it as I should.
Thus, I would like to sell the business. I would like to find someone who has a culinary background, who really loves food, and who has the time and care to continue these great sausages. Phil began the tradition, and I have tried to continue it, but I need someone to really make it shine.
We sell really delicious Western-style sausages. We use ONLY fresh pork (pig killed that morning!), the most delicious spices, and fresh hog casing. I am very insistent on quality, consistency, and recipes.
I would provide the following to the right person who buys the business:
1. The ingredient and recipe list.
2. Introduction to the suppliers.
3. The equipment, including an electric grinder and a brand-new, upright, 3 litre sausage stuffer (stainless steel, two speeds, manual).
4. Training on how to make the sausage.
5. Proprietary recipes for our two VERY popular styles of sausage, as well as some extra recipes that you will want to try.
6. A list of individual and business contacts, including one major business here in Kunming, and two major businesses in Dali.
7. An explanation of shipping and delivery logistics.
These sausages are very good, and very popular. They have the potential to make many thousands of RMB per month, IF you have the care, love, and time to devote to them. I am only interested in selling the business to those who truly love food and the culinary arts. I do not want Phil's Sausages to die or fizzle out.
The asking price for the business, including everything mentioned above, and any sort of advice you might need or want, is 35,000 RMB. This amount can be recovered through sales in only a few months, IF you can dedicate your time to it. It i a simple, straightforward, quality business.
If you are interested in talking about this offer, you can PM me here on Go Kunming, or email me at miler.teach.global@gmail.com.
+Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,692
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,693
@327,689 (Syntax )
The Jew has always been a people with definite racial characteristics and never a religion; only in order to get ahead he early sought for a means which could distract unpleasant attention from his person. And what would have been more expedient and at the same time more innocentthan the 'embezzled' concept of a religious community? For here, too, everything is borrowed or rather stolen. Due to his own original special nature, the Jew cannot possess a religiousinstitution,iffornootherreason because he lacks idealism in any form, and hence belief in a hereafteris absolutely foreign to him. And a religion in the Aryan sense cannot be imagined which lacks the conviction of survivalafter death in some form. Indeed, the Talmud is not a book to prepare a manforthe hereafter, but only for a practical and profitable life in this world.
The Jewish religious doctrine consists primarily in prescriptions for keeping the blood of Jewry pure and for regulating the relation of Jews among themselves, but even more withthe restofthe world;inother words, with non-Jews. But even here it is by no means ethical problems that are involved, but extremely modest economic ones. Concerning the moral value of Jewish religious instruction, there are today and have been at all times rather exhaustive studies (not by Jews; the drivel of the Jews themselves on the subject is, of course, adapted to its purpose) which make this kind of religion seem positively monstrous according to Aryan conceptions. The best characterization is provided by the product of this religious education, the Jew himself. His life is only of this world, and his spirit is inwardly as alien to true Christianity as his nature two thousand years previous was to the great founder of the new doctrine. Of course, the latter made no secret of his attitude toward the Jewish people, and when necessary he even took to the whip to drive from the temple of the Lord this adversary of all humanity,who then as always saw in religion nothing but an instrument for his business existence. In return, Christ was nailed to the cross, while our present-day party Christians debase themselves tobeggingforJewish votes at elections and later try to arrange political swindles with atheistic Jewish parties-and this against their own nation.
On this first and greatest lie, that the Jews are not a race but a religion, more and more lies are based in necessary consequence. Among them is the lie with regard to the language of the Jew. For him it is not a means for expressing his thoughts, but a means for concealing them. When he speaks French, he thinks Jewish, and while he turns out German verses, in his life he only expresses the nature of his nationality. As long as the Jew has not become the master of the other peoples, he must speak their languages whether he likes it or not, but as soon as they becamehis slaves,theywouldall have to learn a universal language (Esperanto, for instance!), so that by this additional means the Jews could more easily dominate them!
To what an extent the whole existence of this people is based on a continuous lie is shown incomparably by the Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion, so infinitely hated by the Jews. They are based on a forgery, the Frankfurter Zeitung moans and screams once every week: the best proof that they are authentic. What many Jews may do unconsciously is here consciously exposed. And that is what matters. It is completely indifferent from what Jewish brain these disclosures originate; the important thing is that with positively terrifying certainty they reveal the nature and activity of the Jewish people and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. The best criticism applied tothem, however, is reality. Anyone who examines the historical development of the last hundred years from the standpoint of this book will at once understand the screaming of the Jewish press. For once this book has become the common property of a people, the Jewish menace maybe considered as broken.
The Jew has always been a people with definite racial characteristics and never a religion; only in order to get ahead he early sought for a means which could distract unpleasant attention from his person. And what would have been more expedient and at the same time more innocentthan the 'embezzled' concept of a religious community? For here, too, everything is borrowed or rather stolen. Due to his own original special nature, the Jew cannot possess a religiousinstitution,iffornootherreason because he lacks idealism in any form, and hence belief in a hereafteris absolutely foreign to him. And a religion in the Aryan sense cannot be imagined which lacks the conviction of survivalafter death in some form. Indeed, the Talmud is not a book to prepare a manforthe hereafter, but only for a practical and profitable life in this world.
The Jewish religious doctrine consists primarily in prescriptions for keeping the blood of Jewry pure and for regulating the relation of Jews among themselves, but even more withthe restofthe world;inother words, with non-Jews. But even here it is by no means ethical problems that are involved, but extremely modest economic ones. Concerning the moral value of Jewish religious instruction, there are today and have been at all times rather exhaustive studies (not by Jews; the drivel of the Jews themselves on the subject is, of course, adapted to its purpose) which make this kind of religion seem positively monstrous according to Aryan conceptions. The best characterization is provided by the product of this religious education, the Jew himself. His life is only of this world, and his spirit is inwardly as alien to true Christianity as his nature two thousand years previous was to the great founder of the new doctrine. Of course, the latter made no secret of his attitude toward the Jewish people, and when necessary he even took to the whip to drive from the temple of the Lord this adversary of all humanity,who then as always saw in religion nothing but an instrument for his business existence. In return, Christ was nailed to the cross, while our present-day party Christians debase themselves tobeggingforJewish votes at elections and later try to arrange political swindles with atheistic Jewish parties-and this against their own nation.
On this first and greatest lie, that the Jews are not a race but a religion, more and more lies are based in necessary consequence. Among them is the lie with regard to the language of the Jew. For him it is not a means for expressing his thoughts, but a means for concealing them. When he speaks French, he thinks Jewish, and while he turns out German verses, in his life he only expresses the nature of his nationality. As long as the Jew has not become the master of the other peoples, he must speak their languages whether he likes it or not, but as soon as they becamehis slaves,theywouldall have to learn a universal language (Esperanto, for instance!), so that by this additional means the Jews could more easily dominate them!
To what an extent the whole existence of this people is based on a continuous lie is shown incomparably by the Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion, so infinitely hated by the Jews. They are based on a forgery, the Frankfurter Zeitung moans and screams once every week: the best proof that they are authentic. What many Jews may do unconsciously is here consciously exposed. And that is what matters. It is completely indifferent from what Jewish brain these disclosures originate; the important thing is that with positively terrifying certainty they reveal the nature and activity of the Jewish people and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. The best criticism applied tothem, however, is reality. Anyone who examines the historical development of the last hundred years from the standpoint of this book will at once understand the screaming of the Jewish press. For once this book has become the common property of a people, the Jewish menace maybe considered as broken.
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,695
@327,692 (I)
Over on the unban post by becky on MC
I put up an ad Matt placed in Cambodia looking for a job. Reply told him to forget about it with his qualifications which were useless in Cambodia.
@previous (A)
Can you condense to two lines cause I bet u no that stuff is tl;dr
Over on the unban post by becky on MC
I put up an ad Matt placed in Cambodia looking for a job. Reply told him to forget about it with his qualifications which were useless in Cambodia.
@previous (A)
Can you condense to two lines cause I bet u no that stuff is tl;dr
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,699
@previous (Syntax )
>
> Can you condense to two lines cause I bet u no that stuff is tl;dr
I pasted it because you posted tl;Dr as usual.
>
> Can you condense to two lines cause I bet u no that stuff is tl;dr
I pasted it because you posted tl;Dr as usual.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,700
@327,098 (Syntax )
Lol you follow him everywhere on the net, and read every word he has ever written ever
Lol you follow him everywhere on the net, and read every word he has ever written ever
·Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,702
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,703
Matt... Girlfriend... LEL
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,706
@327,700 (!NoGoD1GamE)
excuse me
I have never clicked on the peepoo link people post that he uses.
And over on SC Others do most excellent following and post results - Sure I do a bit of my own and yes I do have a registration on that China blog but only for PM's to a few people that are knowledgeable about China. For Globalstar I covered China in several trips but only spent a few days in Kunming but of course at a fancy hotel.
A lot lot lot more tyme in Beijing.
Someone clearly from MC or SC posted yesterday in a reply to him on the China blog suggesting he contact r04r for website help he is looking4
excuse me
I have never clicked on the peepoo link people post that he uses.
And over on SC Others do most excellent following and post results - Sure I do a bit of my own and yes I do have a registration on that China blog but only for PM's to a few people that are knowledgeable about China. For Globalstar I covered China in several trips but only spent a few days in Kunming but of course at a fancy hotel.
A lot lot lot more tyme in Beijing.
Someone clearly from MC or SC posted yesterday in a reply to him on the China blog suggesting he contact r04r for website help he is looking4
·Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,710
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it.
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,712
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,717
·Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,743
@327,712 (Syntax )
Gates in Hell
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
This is great!" he told God."If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God said, "That was the screen saver".
Gates in Hell
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
This is great!" he told God."If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God said, "That was the screen saver".
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,747
@previous (I)
LoL
Me I wood have made the closing line -
God said, the software crashed and now you are experiencing the blue screen of hell.
LoL
Me I wood have made the closing line -
God said, the software crashed and now you are experiencing the blue screen of hell.
·Anonymous H — 12.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #327,754
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