Topic: is it ok to carve a pumpkin and put it on ones porch
+quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago #27,913
while not opening the door for annoying kids?
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+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #327,026
if you want the kids to stay away, you should
a)carve a joseph fritzl pumpkin
b)smash a pumpkin in your walkway
c)play House of 1000 Corpses on loop from a stereo in your window
a)carve a joseph fritzl pumpkin
b)smash a pumpkin in your walkway
c)play House of 1000 Corpses on loop from a stereo in your window
·quack !DIIsquackU (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #327,031
@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
I think if I do the fritzl thing in austria the local newspaper will feature a story about it
I think if I do the fritzl thing in austria the local newspaper will feature a story about it
+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,173
@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Then if I lived in Austria, I'd do it.
Google: make a mask of Josef fritzl
4chan made a fritzl mask you can print out and wear.
Then if I lived in Austria, I'd do it.
Google: make a mask of Josef fritzl
4chan made a fritzl mask you can print out and wear.
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
+Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,177
@OP
> while not opening the door for annoying kids?
Expect the pumpkins demise within 2 minutes of not answering the door.
> while not opening the door for annoying kids?
Expect the pumpkins demise within 2 minutes of not answering the door.
·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,179
+Anti — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,286
@327,031 (quack !DIIsquackU)
I could see a few people getting riled up over it.
@327,177 (Sadie )
Collateral damage.
@OP
Leave a basket with a note that says something like "please help yourself" but leave it empty so it looks like some douche raided it already or leave healthy snacks. Those little christian comics that says halloween is a satanic holiday are a nice touch. Note: Apparently putting razor blades or drugs in candy is a bad idea. Maybe you could set up decorations bue line your porch with razorwire. In that case leaving some candy would be appropriate if they make it through it.
PS. You don't have to open the door but as it's been suggested just turn your lights off. It's the international halloween fuck off sign.
I could see a few people getting riled up over it.
@327,177 (Sadie )
Collateral damage.
@OP
Leave a basket with a note that says something like "please help yourself" but leave it empty so it looks like some douche raided it already or leave healthy snacks. Those little christian comics that says halloween is a satanic holiday are a nice touch. Note: Apparently putting razor blades or drugs in candy is a bad idea. Maybe you could set up decorations bue line your porch with razorwire. In that case leaving some candy would be appropriate if they make it through it.
PS. You don't have to open the door but as it's been suggested just turn your lights off. It's the international halloween fuck off sign.
+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,289
@previous (Anti )
I personally would like to say "help yourself to candy. It will be refilled every half hour and not before so share." or something so people know. And actually do refill.
I personally would like to say "help yourself to candy. It will be refilled every half hour and not before so share." or something so people know. And actually do refill.
·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,296
@previous (F)
Then all of a sudden some fat kid camps on your porch and swipes the whole basket every hour until you do put some razor blades in the candy.
Then all of a sudden some fat kid camps on your porch and swipes the whole basket every hour until you do put some razor blades in the candy.
·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,384
·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #327,397
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