Topic: If you got a Caretaker from the pool of current namefags here, who would it be?

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,829

I am listing women here and note they won't do stuff sexual, only platonic.

I could only fit in 9 names in the poll so I had to narrow names down.

Personally I chose Fullmouthextraction for the dental care abilities.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Ducky	-	0%
Quack	-	0%
On	-	0%
Fuckalms	-	0%
Morbid	-	0%
Fullmouthextraction	-	0%
The Doctor	-	0%
Syntax	-	0%
Bert	-	0%

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #326,058

The Doctor is a femalewhore?
Well I'd never.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,060

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

I didn't say exclusively women, I said listing women. Some are men, some are women. And it would be only platonic.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,063

Me thinks I will sit back and wait to place my money on dis pole

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 second later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,064

@326,060 (A)
I would trust not a single one of them with common household appliances, let alone human beings.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,067

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

But that poll is tempting you. It's a button to click! You must make a choice.

@326,063 (Syntax )

That's cheating!

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,068

@previous (A)
Really, I'm at my own volition to.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,074

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Pretend they're not a Caretaker but a Mexican housekeeper who doesn't speak English and in the country illegally (of course but getting foodstamps and free healthcare).

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,077

@previous (A)
I'm not even American.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,080

@326,074 (A)
Oh man you have no clue about Racist Autphag.

Well his Mother Worshiped Jesus the Jew. And how he wishes I wood shut up about that info he handed out to me.

+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,082

@326,077 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You are Gaylick.

+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,089

I voted for syntax because he would tell you stories constantly and make you drink Makers Mark through a straw after force feeding you tacos.

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,091

@previous (E)
sounds pretty good..

+Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,138

I guess On, FuckAlms, Syntax, or Ducky.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #326,145

@previous (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
> PROOF: CATHERINE ADMITS TRANSSEXUALISM IS A PSYCHOTIC MENTAL ILLNESS GRAVELY SEVERE ENOUGH TO MERIT CONSTANT SUPERVISION

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,368

I voted FuckAlms because:

FuckAlms=Wizard!

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,375

@326,064 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Autism is a psychological illness that degrades and dehumanizes all who are afflicted with it. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is not, strictly speaking, a human being.

+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,377

Hey OP. Why do you need round the clock dental care???

+Anti — 12.9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,378

@326,368 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
That could come in handy.

@326,138 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
At least w/ syntax you'd get tacos and to go dancing, surfing, and on super secret spy satellite ops. On is a taco fascist (but you'd always have new kicks) and Ducky would forget about you after a couple days unless you had a medical marijuana card.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,381

@previous (Anti )
You weren't an option.

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,395

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Well there's always a kennel for you in the dungeon if you need some help or fall ill, bud.

Although what the hell would happen to us where we'd need a caretaker?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,399

@previous (Anti )

> Although what the hell would happen to us where we'd need a caretaker?

I thought most people here were severely autistic and couldn't function in real life.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,400

@326,395 (Anti )
Awesome, I always wanted a kennel.

Non-leatal shot to the head?

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,413

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)

Lol.

There's a lot of variables there but I guess it would depend on the prognosis as to whether or not I'd rather be euthanized. If I was still "with it" mentally and my upper body still functioned relatively well I think I could adapt.

@326,399 (A)

It's probably like a 60/40 mix. The majority being high functioning autists that can get by without a caretaker (although some autists may prefer one after years of malingering and/or being coddled). The other 40% have acute autism or another malady that will not allow them to adjust to some semblance of a normal life without outside help.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,421

@previous (Anti )
So if you had to be a carrot, you'd rather be eaten.

More like 59/29/2. The last being non-autistic.

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,427

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Definitely, who wants to be a vegetable? I think it'd be something of a courtesy for you to deliver a coup de grace in that case. I'd do the same for you if you were braindead. While on the subject of eating your veggies literal cannibalism would be acceptable but the method employed to terminate me would be irrelevant at that point regardless.

Wait... 2%... non-autistic... on TC? Are you referring to the bots?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,430

@previous (Anti )
Of course I'd finish what the first bullet didn't. After that is done I'll feed you to the hogs. Circle of life and all. I would be honored if you were the one to end me in those circumstances. You could even make it as prolonged and pleasurable as you want!

I doubt I'd make good eats, tough and gristly I am. Do with me what you will.

The 2% represents myself and an error factor of +\- one.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,431

aye hooeva nigga vote fo mi, yo wan mi make yo dericiou shoolaze dawgmeat stew, no?

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,433

@326,430 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It would be ~~great~~ grate to actually try some light surgery on a living person anyway. Still I would try to respect you, braindead or not. We do have some feral hogs but being fed to alligators would be more probable here. Supposedly they're pretty good at "disposal". I think it makes more sense to be fed to beasts or allowed to decompose and enrich the soil. Being buried in a box seems silly to me. Cremation would be acceptable though, in that case please mix my ashes with cocaine or gunpowder.

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> dawgmeat stew
Must've been Autphag.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,444

@previous (Anti )
Have at it! Even if there is some level of awareness, make my last moments an adventure! Hogs, gators they both gotta eat. I abhor the thought of being stuck in a tin can and giving nothing back

I'm not going to ingest you in any form.

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,448

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It might be exciting or terrifying, idk. It's hard to imagine being aware of being feasted on while you're alive but unable to react, fend them off, or even scream. At least it would be a new experience. I imagine the gator scenario might be over with faster than the hog one though. I'm not sure what my preference would be. Hopefully something creative. After the flesh is disposed of you could always bleach the bones and use the skeleton as a model or w/e and hide it in plain sight. That might be a little time consuming though. I'm sure there are plenty of arts and crafts human remains could be incorporated into. Human hair paint brushes, skull chalice/bowl/center piece/ashtray/etc, hollowed bone flutes, bone knives, jewelry, skin to bind books with, etc.

Fine, gunpowder it is then, if I'm cremated that is. Wouldn't be to hard to add it to shotshells but then what to use it for. As far as cannibalism goes I'm curious but things it's one thing as a thought experiment and something else entirely to actually do it.

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,449

@previous (Anti )
Oh and if you were aware I'd probably dope you up beforehand. Then of course perform a sort of last rites and funeral service. Idk why I didn't consider ritual sacrifice earlier. Hmm.

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+Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,450

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·Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,451

@326,145 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I admitted no such thing. Don't get excited. I merely answered the question.

·Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,452

@326,449 (Anti )
grow the hell up goofball.....wow..

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,463

@previous (M)
Kill yourself, bert.

·Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,464

@previous (Anti )
but...the people of earth are going to need me one day..

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,465

@previous (M)
To drink epic four shot cocktails while speeding through a cool zone to make it to wendys?

I'm not saying your life is entirely without value, I'm just giving you friendly advice, bud.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #326,518

It truly is obnoxious when Anti pretends to know much of anything.

+Anonymous N — 12.8 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,771

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

You're obnoxious

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,794

yaay i'll take care of every tooth you have

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,795

@326,378 (Anti )
noo

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,856

@328,771 (N)
You're upset, making you an emotional retard exercising next to no restraint. Stop tardflailing. LOL

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,861

But how many of these people are willing to wipe ass?

+Anonymous R — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,862

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

·Anonymous N — 12.8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,876

@328,861 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

Matt isn't on the poll.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #328,890

@328,862 (R)
Um, touche?

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,100

i want to clean all of your teeth let's have a teeth cleaning party

+ — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,103

@326,413 (Anti )

Sup Mr Robert Wayne Stiles.

+Anonymous T — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,105

@329,100 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Sure why not, a few glasses of wine a dentist drill, what can go wrong???

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,109

@previous (T)
no drills, just cleans! what could be better than me scraping all the shit off your teeth???

·Anonymous T — 12.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,140

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Well ok just as long as there's plenty of wine.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #329,164

@previous (T)
i got you

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