Topic: god, on

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago #27,803

hi god post itt when u r playing gta

man, im getting hooked on campaign then feel guilty when I ignore invites, but im not even 40% done still lol

so slow

+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #325,743

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?

A. "Having car trouble?"

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,746

@previous (B)
thats gross. plenty of crazy white farmers put their hands up inside cows so.

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,747

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?

A: Dress her up as a goat.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,748

@previous (B)
what even

+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 1 second later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,749

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?

A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,750

inb4 jokes involve goatse

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,751

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,752

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A. A pimp.

+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,754

@325,747 (B)
You get a Muslim woman pregnant by cumming inside of her pussy.

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,756

@previous (E)

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,757

@previous (F)
LOL!!!!!

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #325,761

:| did I do things

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #325,762

http://www.tinychan.org/topic/14407

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #325,765

@325,761 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What have you done now? Also, give me a chance to get high and we can game.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,767

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
this stuff

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,777

@325,765 (!NoGoD1GamE)
45 min later n im too tired to wait lolol well play next week or whenever.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,779

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Nooo. I just got back

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,780

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
nooooooooo

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,781

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It seems I'm locked out of xbox live at the moment anyway. Sorry

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,782

@325,779 (!NoGoD1GamE)
u just lied. what am I doing.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,783

@325,781 (!NoGoD1GamE)
oh lol LOL Why WHY whats that even mean

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,785

@OP
It's just an email security question thing. Game on

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,786

@325,782 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
No I didn't

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,788

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
I no. nxt time we play ill be rich

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,791

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I want to get rich slow. It's what playing the game is all about.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,792

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
oh. on confused me I literally only have 15K in the bank. how much do you lol

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,795

@325,791 (!NoGoD1GamE)
oh man, id play with you but if I start I wont finish till 4 or 5am so fuck it

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,797

@325,792 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
37k I spent all my money on a shitty garage and cars. I need a 6 car garage

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,799

@325,795 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I like to go all night

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,800

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
youre fun to play with

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,802

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
So are you, I have the cargobob and can throw cars around. I stole a guys really nice car and put it in a rooftop pool!

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,806

@325,797 (!NoGoD1GamE)
wait till the 500k cash present

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,808

@325,802 (!NoGoD1GamE)
rofl. thats awesome. that guy mustve been pissed. i love how this is the only game that can bring the asshole outa you n not get reported
gtao adventures r fun. did you hear theyre gonna add more cities for online. I think. apparently

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,809

@325,806 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It will make the armed robbery pretty redundant in the game. I like robbing the stores and shooting the clerk and getting away from the cops.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,810

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
lol u and "getting away" from cops

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,811

@325,808 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I like to random acts of kindness too. I can't aim the cargobob properly most of the time, but I picked up a player who was trying to get away from the cops by swooping in, grabbing his car and flying away perfect. It was cool, I dropped him off in town lol

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,812

@325,809 (!NoGoD1GamE)
dat sheet iz sweatshop pay nigga
~1k per rob n all da cop afta yo ess
I did dat sheet alot befo but now I'd ratha run las place inna raze

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,813

@325,811 (!NoGoD1GamE)
LOL THATS AWESOME ok I gotta sleep bye

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,814

@325,810 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Lol we got trapped in the skateboard park and had to shoot our way out

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,815

@325,812 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's shit pay, but I feel like I have to rob stores like I have to run down pedestrians. If I'm mucking around and see a store nearby, I rob it.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,817

@325,813 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Bye.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,819

@325,815 (!NoGoD1GamE)
dun rob 2 mani sheetstors 2 quick yaw, i rob 4 stors befo n i got 4 muthafukin wanted level on mah ass
kan yo belief dis sheet? 4 fukin starz fo 1k paper? buttsheet i tellya, itz buttsheet.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,822

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yeah. I'm trying to land the helicopter onto a moving train. Also, you can't pick up a train with the cargobob

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,824

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
wut da fuck yo kant? dat muthafuckin kargobob izza unselious froud hairycopta!

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,826

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, I can't anyway. I can't pick up other helicopters or planes, but I can pick up boats and motorcycles and I haven't tried dump trucks of truck and trailers yet.

We need to do a heist with a getaway boat that is airlifted away. For $1000 prize shared.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,827

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
buttsheet if we gonna rob sheet fo dis much troble we gonna do it big tyme n rob de armor truk sheet u feel mi nigga? 1k stor rob iz too smalltyme mah nigga

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,828

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
An armored car just showed up on my map. Cargobob is my weapon of choice at the moment because the shit that shows up for the air is level dependent. We should do this.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,830

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
aye nigga letz rob all muthafuckin armor truks dis weekn

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,831

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
No can do, sorry. I'll be away from my xbox because it's a long weekend here, and I'm working away all next week too :(

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,834

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
aye ok dats kool homie
o wen yo bak mah gold membasheep gonna expie
buttsheet

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,835

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I bought a years worth, I hope I use a couple more months.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,837

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
I bough 1 munth worrin I'd ged bore wif dis sheet quickly
n yo kno wut I was rite nigga

+Anonymous H — 12.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,885

@325,746 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

> thats gross. plenty of crazy white farmers put their hands up inside cows so.

Yeah but that's for sexual reasons, not to make their ride go. :P

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